BP Alert: Ann Coulter asks "WHY CAN'T I GET ARRESTED?"

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By Ann Coulter Wed Dec 14, 8:11 PM ET

I'm getting a little insulted that no Democratic prosecutor has indicted me. Liberals bring trumped-up criminal charges against all the most dangerous conservatives. Why not me?

Democrat prosecutor Barry Krischer has spent two years and hundreds of thousands of dollars trying to find some criminal charge to bring against Rush Limbaugh. Political hack Ronnie Earle spent three years and went through six grand juries to indict Tom DeLay. Liberals spent the last two years fantasizing in public about Karl Rove being indicted. Newt Gingrich was under criminal investigation for 3 1/2 years back in the '90s when liberals were afraid of him. Final result: No crime.

And of course, everybody cool in the Reagan administration was indicted. Or at least investigated and persecuted. Reagan's sainted attorney general Ed Meese was criminally investigated for 14 months before the prosecutor announced that he didn't have anything (but denounced Meese as a crook anyway).

...

I've done a lot for my country. I think I deserve to be indicted, too. How am I supposed to show my face around Washington if I haven't been "frog-marched" out of my office by some liberal D.A. looking to move to D.C. for the next Democratic administration? What's a girl have to do to become a "person of interest" around here? Mr. Krischer, where do I go to get rid of my reputation?
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C'mon, we're compassionate LW people. Surely we can come to the aid of Ann Coulter :hi: and help her with her little 'problem'. :puke:

We may not be LE, but I'm sure if we put our heads together :grouphug: we can come up with something. :evilgrin:

to stay in the news.

I'm thinking more along the lines of being "renditioned" off to a secret Eastern European prison, never to be heard from again.

She had better hope that a Democrat doesn't ever win again. Her friends who just renewed the Patriot Act may come to regret that move once the executive branch--and that's who interprets and administers the Patriot Act--is in the hands of their opponents.

is a sign of just how relevant she is.

A total non-entity to either side of the aisle.

wants to have to be the one to actually have to touch her in order to put on the cuffs.

...any volunteers?

:evilgrin:

It's not like the Republicans would trust a loud mouthed loose cannon with any of the important and illegal stuff.

read these... they're old, but still funny. Seriously crass, crude, vulgar humor...

AnnCoulterBlows

and the follow-up

Part2

WARNING : CRUDE HUMOR... SERIOUSLY.....

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The house already fell on her, why not put it to good use?

The house already fell on her, why not put it to good use?

which gender prison to put her in ?

filled nonsense to pasty-faced freepers for the rest of your unnatural life.

A stupid spokesperson for stupid people. It seems a fitting sentence.

... of course, she could keep doing it -without getting paid-

... and with endless Q&A sessions to follow each lecture.

That'd hurt

:evilgrin:

Get her a jail cell. She's as slimy as they come. She has to have done something illegal. Her living, breathing and spewing is certainly offensive enough.

...together to keep her from slithering out.

I'll bet she could give Houdini a run for his money.

Don't they keep snakes in glass enclosures?

:evilgrin:

For the rest of her life? Padded room, straightjacket? Constantly pumped full of drugs to just keep her in a sort of vegetative state...

Seems like a just punishment. Would keep her from saying anything else stupid.

I like the part where we spent $xxx and found nothing. Hey Annie! You mean like Ken Starr?!?
The Professor

...due to her incoherence, I'd have thought that was already the case ;-)

But don't get me wrong, I -like- your suggestion (tho' without the drugs...I'd like her to have some awareness of what's happened to her) :evilgrin:

Or an admission of guilt?

C'mon Annie, let's have ALL the gory details of what you did.

Or an admission of guilt?

C'mon Annie, let's have ALL the gory details of what you did.

There's no law against being a skanky, insane, anorexic, media whore of questionable gender. But if we can pass one your busted.

Who said LWers aren't compassionate?

:evilgrin:

some ho-bag's shower mate in prison. If you can't even get arrested in your town, doesn't that point to how unimportant you are? Nobody cares about your secret sexual fantasies. Go actually break a law, and we'll consider touching you with a ten-foot-pole.

On reflection, I don't get it... I thought republicans charged that dems were 'soft on crime' now we're too eager to investigate?

...and apparently craving some man-handling by a 300 lb jailguard named "Bubba".

...C'mon, let's feel the love...work with me here

:puke: :puke:

:evilgrin:

to scummy for the scum

...crime and bigotry.

But there's no rehabilitating the unrepentant :banghead:

if you're guilty of Doctor shopping and abusing drugs, like Rush, or have broken campaign financing laws, like DeLay, or subverted Democracy and outed a CIA Agent, like Rove.......then maybe we'd come knocking on your door with a subpoena for you, shithead! As of right now you're nothing more than a pseudo-intellectual, loud-mouthed, shrill, Reich-wing harpy. Break the law and then there will be something to arrest you for. If there was a law against stupidity and ignorance, you'd have been arrested long ago.
Why is it that the loudest, most shrill, egotistic, empty headed individuals make the most noise? Just shut the fuck up, Annthrax.

She is the most vile of them all, including Rush. Outrageous hubris. Trumped up? I'd say she's the one who is trumped up, to be a "journalist" when really all she is is a bitter, hatemongering whore for the * regime.

:puke: :eyes:

...uhm...'cause intelligent, thoughtful, sensitive, self-confident people speak with calm, quiet voices?

Just a guess :evilgrin:

Yet?

Might have something to do with why you can't get laid, too.

The only people who take what she says and writes seriously are infantile College ReTHUGlicans and the denizens of FreepReTHUGlic-dot-cum

When being "Batshit" becomes a crime, she'll get hers.

Geez, she is so into herself. They should arrest her for that.:evilgrin:

Tammy

...well, I'm sure you get the picture :evilgrin:

And with her body, being a contortionist should be no problem at all :wow:

brush up against them and even the dregs of society have standards.

...we love out GLBT friends :grouphug:

caused by her multiple, un-treated STD's is acting up again.

Yeah, that's what I said.

...alleged to eat in place of real food.

who knew? :shrug:

She called Ed Meese "Reagan's sainted attorney general." You've got to be on some seriously potent shit to consider Ed Meese, one of America's greatest porn aficionados, sainted.

So we give Ann Coulter a piss test, run it through the best battery of drug assays on the market, and charge her with simple possession of whatever's in there.

Okay, she MIGHT get 14 days in the county cooler, but check this out: We buy her mugshots. We take pictures of her being led out of the courtroom to the van that will take her to the joint for her two week stay. The county jail she's sent to will become the most peaceful house of incarceration in America because the jailer will call a meeting and announce to the inmates that anyone so much as raises their voice and we'll put Ann Coulter in your cell. (And then we've got 500 inmates trying to sue the county for cruel and unusual punishment...) We take pictures of her being released. And then we create a photo album and sell it by spamming freepers, with all profits to be donated to reduce the national deficit.

It's a win-win. Ann Coulter gets to go to jail like she said she wanted to, the employees of some county jail get two weeks of absolute peace and quiet, a lawyer at the ACLU gets a fun case to work on, the national deficit gets reduced by a LOT, and Nikon makes a few bucks because I'm certain that after taking pictures of Ann Coulter, my old camera will melt.

:rofl:

J, if there were a prize I'd give it to you. I appreciate you applying yourself to poor Ann's problem with such thoughtfulness.

My own thought was to send her to an exorcist, as only God could absolve her of her "reputation" (which is obviously the result of being possessed by too many demons to be counted).

But yours is at least as much fun and far more profitable.

:toast:

that gets her going.

...it would be like trying to cuff a squid.

:evilgrin:

1/23/84
President Reagan nominates Ed Meese as the new Attorney General (head of the Justice Department).

3/7/84
Appointee Tells of Loans Arranged For Meese - The New York Times

3/13/84
Attorney General-designate Ed Meese admits that he "inadvertently failed to list" a $15,000 interest-free loan from a man who later received a federal job (as did his wife and his son) in his financial disclosure statements. He explains that "it never occurred to me that an interest-free loan was a thing of value."


1/28/85
Lawyers for Ed Meese, who has been renominated for Attorney General, reveal that the Office of Government Ethics found him in violation of federal ethical standards.



11/25/86
President Reagan appears in the White House briefing room to say he "was not fully informed on the nature of one of the activities" undertaken as an off-shoot of the Iran arms deal. He announces that National Security Adviser John Poindexter has resigned and NSC staffer Oliver North has been fired, then introduced Ed Meese to explain why:

"Certain monies which were received in the transaction between representatives of Israel and representatives of Iran were taken and made available to the forces in Central America which are opposing the Sandinista government there," says Meese. "We don't know the exact amount yet. Our estimate is that it is somewhere between $10 and $30 million...The President knew nothing about it."


11/26/86
Ed Meese appears on TV to assure viewers that "the President knows what's going on."


12/20/86
Meese Now Says Reagan, Under Sedation After Surgery, May Have Ok'd 1st Arms Deal - New York Newsday


4/7/87
Meese Acknowledges Interceding For Wedtech - The Washington Post

4/8/87
Ed Meese, whose ties to the principals in the growing Wedtech scandal have become public, removes himself from the investigation.


7/18/88
Independent counsel James McKay reports that though he thinks prosecution is unwarranted, he has concluded that Ed Meese "probably violated the criminal law" four times since becoming America's chief law enforcement officer. McKay says Meese filed a false income tax return, failed to pay capital gains taxes on time, and participated in decisions about matter in which he had a financial interest. A furious Meese responds, "McKay doesn't know beans about criminal law, let alone taxes. I've had a reputation all my life for scrupulous honesty and integrity, and frankly I'm outraged by this sort of report. The only person who says there is a criminal violation is Mr. McKay and he's wrong."

7/19/88
The Justice Department opens an investigation into Ed Meese's possible violation of federal ethics laws.

8/12/88
Ed Meese serves his last day as Attorney General.

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For more examples of Meese's saint-like qualities, Google search terms "INSLAW Ed Messe" to see what kind of Justice Dept Ed Meese ran.)

...and isn't it a pity there's no libel law that applies to glorifying a doofus: we'd have Annie for sure then :evilgrin:

Thanks for all that info, Coda.

:toast:

Hey Ann,

Guess neither of us is the threat we wish we were. Suck it up. I do.

Nice try, but way too much meat on that body for our girl Annie.

As for the subtext, I'm disappointed too, as I was the one who first said we ought to get on that list :banghead:

But as true LWers, we shouldn't think of ourselves. We should think of the greater good: like making Annie's dream of prison come true.

:evilgrin:

Hope I didn't turn you off of your breakfast!

WHERE IS THE LIST BILL?

I hate to dissapoint Annie. But, there are a lot of more important RW criminals than her. I'll start with them. When they are in jail, I'll turn my attention to the silly, vapid mouthpieces.

At least the body wasn't bad ;-)

And I'm in total agreement: we assign Annie, O'Really?, Tweety and the rest to some very critical task, like counting earth worms in Alaska or something.

:evilgrin:

Note to O'Really?: I'm bad, bad, bad to the bone. :bounce: Where's my name???

That's the only way she could get a date!

...you can just see the six-inch grooves his fingernails will leave in the wall as he tries to escape his fate.

:banghead:

last life!



Ilse Koch "The Bitch Of Buchenwald"?

Dachau Trials

http://www.scrapbookpages.com/DachauScrapbook/DachauTrials/IlseKoch.html

:) Unfortunately, deporting Ann Coulter is likely a war crime.

Don't render her here! You'd kill our tourism!!

How about N Korea? :evilgrin:

we couldn't send Ann to talk at 'enemy combatants' until they spewed.

she's not worth the time.

important enough to merit arrest.

...nah, she'd squeeze through the mesh :banghead:

...on second thought, she would probably enjoy that too much.

"Liberals bring trumped-up criminal charges against all the most dangerous conservatives. Why not me?"

I'll tell you why not Annie. Because you are not dangerous you are pathetic. Get it?

Actually, she'd probably enjoy being handcuffed. And spanked. :spank:

If you want to get arrested and can't then you are too stupid to get arrested. Period.

Yes investigating your leaders is wrong. You must blindly follow them. Never ask, never want to be told. That's how good governments are made. Anne would be interesting if she was a bit more intelligent in her takes.