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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 11:19 AM
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What if we woke up tomorrow and Bush was gone?
I mean, not there, his alarm clock didn't ring?

What would happen? Would the Neocons take over completely or would ther not be a hiccup because all the pieces are in place?

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DBoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 11:20 AM
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1. Sounds Kafka-esque to me
Edited on Sun Dec-18-05 11:21 AM by DBoon
"One morning, as Gregor Samsa was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in bed he had been changed into a monstrous verminous bug. He lay on his armour-hard back and saw, as he lifted his head up a little, his brown, arched abdomen divided up into rigid bow-like sections. From this height the blanket, just about ready to slide off completely, could hardly stay in place. His numerous legs, pitifully thin in comparison to the rest of his circumference, flickered helplessly before his eyes. ..."

A fitting end to an administration beyond Kafka's worst nightmares.
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 11:22 AM
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3. Sweet... I wish I had your mind to bring that up so quickly.
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peace frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 11:21 AM
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2. They would have Dickless Cheney
to carry on with the Neocon dream of total planetary domination. No worries.
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rustydog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 11:23 AM
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4. Neo-cons are in charge. Do you REALLY think bush is the
leader? Shit he is probably too drug brain-damaged to remember to unzip his pants before urinating.
He is the idiot front-man. he hasn't had an original thought since he ditched his flight suit and deserted the Texas Air National Guard.
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