Say HOWDY to all our NSA & Pentagon monitors HERE ON DU

Wassup Spooky McSpookensteins? I hope you guys and gals are having as much fun as we do here on DU. If you ever get down and out about having to spend hour after hour reading these posts just remember that there are hundreds of us here that spend the same amount of time here and we aren't getting paid nor do we have a rec room with donuts and coffee just down the hall.

I was just curious about a few things and I was hoping you could explain them to me.

Are your lists of Americans to spy on the same as Bill O'Lielly's enemies list?

If BushCo orders the mass arrest of DUers will they do it alphabetically? Being as my DU name starts with "V", I was hoping to get a "heads up" if y'all start snatching up the "Anybody But Bush"'s and the "AbbyNormal"'s first.

Does "Darth Cheney" ever come by your cubicles to shoot the shit or do you only see him at the office Christmas party? I hope this year he gives you guys something better than those crappy $20. Wal-Mart coupon books like he did last year.

Well, I hope you guys have a Happy KwanzaChristAHannukah season!

on edit: I was hoping that maybe you could send me the number of that girl that called me on Friday. I accidentally erased the message without writing down her number. Any help would be appreciated!!!!

:hi: :hide:

Am I not a threat to national security?

There are several of them, you know.

And who is Spooky McSpookenstein? Any relation to "Stiffly Stifferson" of Walken/SNL fame?

--p!

AHEM!

I hope you are well.

He knows all about Plan X, and has invested in Aluminum foil.

"Agent Mike" was a figment of Bev Harris's imagination. It was just another crisis ploy to get people to donate to her.

that people are possibly reading post who do not share our political goals.

Sometimes, folks post things that suggest they forget this is all up for viewing by anybody and everybody. ;)

Here's a little Christmas fun for them... let them send THIS over to the White House.. betcha Bush would be playing with it all day :)

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"I wanted a Fitzmas Tree ever since I heard the term invented on the Web, and NOW by god I have one, and you can too..

YOU can actually DECORATE YOUR OWN FITZMAS TREE, by dragging and dropping Ornaments and dropping them on the FITZMAS TREE - if an Ornament sticks to your "hand" it may be because of the slimy people encased within, just give it another mouse click on the tree to shake it off. The first flash can be found here:

http://www.tbtmradio.com/flash/merryfitzmas.swf

But there are two Flashes that interact with each other - one is the Fitzmas Tree itself, with a box FULL of decorations, the decorations being the Subjects of Indictments, Investigations, etc - something your Right Wing brother-in-law might also be interested in knowing, lots of facts

If you click (click all over the page, lots of surprises on it) on the TITLE's of the Flashes you can go between the Tree itself, and another Flash that will load up with all the Decorations and an explanation of WHO they are, and WHAT they did.. for folks that don't know much about the Plame Outing they can get educated on the Ornaments and then click on back to the Tree and Decorate the Hell out of it

The first link goes to the Fitzmas Tree itself, but like I said, you can click to the other Flash for more info, or a pal can get more info and Trim the Tree after.

You can check out the Ornaments information at this link secondly (but maybe miss some surprises where the Presents are in the first link) HERE:

http://www.tbtmradio.com/flash/merryfitzmasornaments.swf

In case you're wondering what that building is in the background, it's the HAGUE, I thought it rather appropriate - and the guys in ORANGE, well, I think you'll recognize them

And don't forget to open the presents under the FITZMAS TREE, I wrapped them special just for YOU."

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:) Happy holidays! (Wait, don't shoot me---you can celebrate Christmas if you want to, and you can even SAY Merry Christmas! Or Happy Hannukkah, or Happy Kwanzaa, or... No one is telling you you can't say Merry Christmas or celebrate it.)

If you caught my phone conversations this past weekend, you'll know exactly how many loaves of banana bread 125 frozen overripe bananas will make!!! Yep, I made them all, and they are mostly for Christmas gifts. The smaller overdone loaves are for my Repuke relatives... the good ones go to librul relatives and friends!!!

and the DoD has been blocked from hacking you several times?

Happy Holidays!

I just wrote my congressman and senators about you.

Question number 1. Actually it's the other way around. Their list is larger but, contains O'Liellys' list.

Number 2. They will start with the number 2 person on the list and keep arresting the number 2's until the list is depleted.

Number 3. Just the Christmas party. This year $15 Wal-Mart coupon books.

Number 4. Unfortunately the girl was the current number 2 so you'll have to try to reach her at Git Mo.

n/t

unlawful orders, you scumbait fuckers!

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The madman who is destroying your country and Constitution.