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Julius Civitatus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 03:14 PM
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Tucker Carlson: "Canada is like a retarded cousin we tap on the head..."
The bowtied peepsqueak declares his particular war on Canada. Truly nasty comments for no reason at all:

http://mediamatters.org/items/200512160012

Nasty little geek-freak. I have to commend his guests for not snapping at this hateful dumbass prick.

:mad:
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question everything Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 03:15 PM
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1. Takes one to know one (nt)
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Spazito Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 03:15 PM
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2. Tucker has Canada-envy, not unlike penis envy
He trashes that which he desires most, roflmao.
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orwell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 03:15 PM
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3. They Hate Us...
...for our Freedoms...

Arrogance has nothing to do with it...
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bunkerbuster1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 03:15 PM
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4. Rachel Maddow needs to whack him with a chair
Early and often.
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Clark2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 03:15 PM
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5. Hmmm... so it's retarded to have no one dying in an illegal
war, have a system where most of its citizens get health care and a population who's smarter, on average, than ordinary Americans?

Bow-tie's an idiot.
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 03:18 PM
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6. i hope this makes all over canada.
i hope tucker is indentified as a conservative republican.
i hope this pisses off many millions in canada -- and they return liberals to the gov. in greater numbers than ever.
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bemildred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 03:21 PM
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7. I'm sure Canada will be cowed by these feeble threats. nt
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achtung_circus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 03:39 PM
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15. MOO.


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CatBoreal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 03:23 PM
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8. I'm sure he'll be spouting this shit off when...
Canada starts selling it's oil, natural gas, electricity and lumber to China.

Face it, the US needs Canada a lot more than Canada needs the US.
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Tsiyu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 03:30 PM
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9. If Carlson's not projecting
I'm really Santa Claus.

America only WISHES it could be Canada.

Reminds me of my own cousins who put me down for being a "country girl." Their kid has been raised by expensive nannies and carted around in the family Benz but the kid is all fucked up: in and out of rehab and wilderness camp, stealing from relatives, having sex at 14.

My kids drive me crazy but they sure aren't THAT screwed up.
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stop the bleeding Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 03:31 PM
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10. Like Tucker has room to talk about being Retarded
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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dusmcj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 03:33 PM
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11. Tucker's problem is that conservative women are either unavailable
shrews like Ann Coulter, or that they're umm, not so good looking, like Phyllis Schlafly and Jeane Kirkpatrick. Canada has the unique combination of available Anglo-Saxon women who don't have weight problems like American ones do, effeminate men who are easily bested in manly combat, and long cold nights in which many five-minute jobs can be done and good conservative babies made. This is a new PNAC-style plot by Mr. Carlson and cohorts to get finally get some good XXXXX for themselves, since the local product is a letdown. "Damn, you know, Barbara Bush, what can I say, I'm getting nauseous over here. Canada, we're coming for your women!!! How's it goin, eh ? Wanna come see my DC townhouse ? I've suspended my Promisekeepers membership for the moment."
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SeveneightyWhoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 03:33 PM
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12. He's always spouted off similar comments about Canada.
I'm guessing he has such hatred for my country because he had his first secret gay experience here and he just can't forgive us for it..
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davidwparker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 03:34 PM
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13. Spoken like a true Repug. Many levels of ignorance in just a few words.
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 03:36 PM
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14. He's always said snarky things about Canadians even
back in the old days of CNN's "Spin Room". Some Canadian must have given him a wedgie once a long time ago.
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 03:39 PM
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16. Oh, Tucker's got a reason all right
It's because Canada provides such a near and inconvenient lesson on the cures for so many American ailments that could be cured with a slightly more just and reasonable allocation of our nation's resources. It drives him bonkers to see national health care, lower crime rates, and a decent standard of living, all of which would come at the expense to him and his buddies of a few dollars they don't need and can't spend anyway.
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 03:41 PM
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17. Tucker Carlson is the ugly American that makes our country look retarded
Edited on Mon Dec-19-05 03:43 PM by RagingInMiami
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 03:42 PM
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18. I Commend Them For Not SNAPPING HIS NECK
Little nancy-boy. Pitiful excuse for a man.
The Professor
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jane_pippin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 03:46 PM
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19. Tucker's stuck in the 8th grade, wanting to have lunch with the cool kids.
Edited on Mon Dec-19-05 03:46 PM by jane_pippin
He thinks he can impress them with name calling. He wants to shed the shackles of AV clubbing, Master-Debating, and Mathletics. Failing that, he want's to redefine "cool" to include AV clubbing, Master-Debating, and Mathletics.

Which he can't do because he's a hateful little pipsqueak of a nerd and nobody likes him or his stupid bow-ties.

(Oooh, it stings Tuck, doesn't it. Don't lie to yourself. You know I'm right.)
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 03:47 PM
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20. Al Capone: "I don't even know what street Canada is on"
Yet another infamous American talking smack about one of the few nations that ever repelled an invasion force of ours.
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Peter Frank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 03:49 PM
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21. This exactly the kind of arrogance that gives America a bad name...
Too bad that ugly Americans are running the show in D.C.
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Cascadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 04:40 PM
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22. It takes me back to what Trudeau said when Nixon called him an S.O.B.
Pierre Trudeau said of Nixon's rant...."I have been called worse things by better people." This should be no different. Screw that "Mother" Tucker!

Love ya Canada!






John
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 04:41 PM
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23. O'Reilly's war on Christmas and Tucker's war on Canada
It's like watching masterbation.
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KingFlorez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 04:44 PM
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24. Ignore him
Republicans say these things to make people angry and get a reaction.
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