If The Illegal Wiretaps Worked, How Come The War On Xmas Is Going Strong?

I mean, nothing, NOTHING is more important than to stop the godless War on Xmas! Xtians are persecuted in this country on a daily basis. Many are not able to home school their kids and must send them to godless public schools where they are taught the evils of evolution and dodge ball.

The biggest problem this country faces is that close to 150% of Americans are godless heathens who are constantly persecuting the 96% who love Jeebus! Our glorious presi..., oh hell, the reincarnation of Christ on Earth (ie: GW *) knows this better than anyone. When those planes hit the WTC, most Americans immediately thought, "now, who will save Xmas from the lib'ruls?!" And the answer was simple: Gw..., er, Christ Reincarnated.

So here we are, 4 years down the road with three years devoted to illegal..., er, god-fully wiretapping 150% of godless America, and there's STILL a war on Xmas!

Democrats, lib'ruls and those who market Chia Pets would have you believe these wiretaps are wrong, but the very fact that other religions besides Xtianity are still practiced in the USA shows without a shadow of a doubt that the dangers are very real and very great. America is a weak, weak country filled with weak people who worship weak gods whose moral and ethical authority must be propped up at every instance and every level or the bad gods win...not that there are any gods besides the one God...who is actually three gods in one. But it is the very weakness of our country that must be guarded against the savageries of dissent and contrary opinion. Our country is weak and must be protected as is our god who is also weak and needs defending, albeit in an omnipotential sort of way.

Until the War on Xmas is won, then the wiretaps must and will continue. And as we know that Xmas comes every year, it's hard to see how the wiretaps can ever stop.

god bless the USA!

releases a box set, next Christmas season, of all the greatest calls that were listened to without a warrant. Track 1 - Jeff Gannon gets off with a young, Swedish boy...