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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 09:25 PM
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What's a guy gotta do, to get impeached?
No,really.
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NC_Nurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 09:26 PM
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1. Get a BJ
I guess....sigh. :(
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NashVegas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 09:26 PM
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4. No No No
He must deny that having a blow job = sex.
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KingFlorez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 09:26 PM
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2. Sleep with somebody
They'll find Bush is bed with somebody and then the Republican Congress would be ready to take action
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Dr Ron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 09:26 PM
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3. Be a Democrat, get a blow job, have GOP Congress n/t
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Orangepeel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 09:35 PM
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13. Be a Democrat and have a GOP Congress, period
if it hadn't been the blow job, it would have been something else. The motorcade running a red light, a library fine from junior high, leaving the cap off the toothpaste, etc.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 09:26 PM
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5. Well...
Blowjobs seemed to work. Please, somebody... for your country...
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Faux pas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 09:32 PM
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9. LOL and Gag at the same time! n/t
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 09:36 PM
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14. Call Hannity. He's a Bush suck-up. Or (D)Ann Coulter - *gag*
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peace frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 09:26 PM
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6. Get a blow job from a slightly overweight adult intern
then tell a little white lie about it... you know, so as not to embarrass himself to his wife and daughter.
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leftupnorth Donating Member (657 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 09:29 PM
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7. right on
I think this is George's "I quit" moment.
Just like everything he's ever touched, it goes down in flames, bankruptcy, he leaves a mess behind for someone else to clean up.

He wants out, this is his "cry for help"

let's help him.....
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 09:31 PM
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8. According to the Right Wingers ...
Edited on Mon Dec-19-05 09:32 PM by NanceGreggs
... you have to have consensual sex with a fellow adult, and then you have to fudge your answers to questions NO HUMAN BEING EVER HAD THE RIGHT TO ASK IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Other than that, you can pretty much do what you want to do -- fake intelligence that puts the country at war, illegally invade another country, send troops into harm's way without sufficient supplies (like body armour), ruin the entire economy of the USA, put the country into unfathomable debt to foreign powers, let corporations dictate domestic policy for profit ... you get the picture.

If you're a Repug president, you can do ANYTHING. If you're a Democrat president, your every move is against the law.

Get it now?
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SnoopDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 09:33 PM
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10. Simple. Be a Democrat and be named Bill Clinton.
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Faux pas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 09:33 PM
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11. Shoot someone on the White House lawn at high noon? n/t
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Gregorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 09:35 PM
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12. Hahaha. Good one.
Sometimes you just have to ask the right question.
I would say that all of the things he's done will add up to your answer. And then some.
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carolinalady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 09:37 PM
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15. Be a popular dem President that doesn't favor the rich. n/t
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Rocknrule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 09:41 PM
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16. Be a Democrat
and do something mildly offensive, no matter how slim
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951-Riverside Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 09:49 PM
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17. Get caught receiving a blow job from Condi or another guy
That should get him impeached immediately since the majority of them are homophobic & racist.
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toymachines Donating Member (782 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 09:51 PM
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18. Piss on Jesus on live television.
Somehow that would get him inmpeached. I think.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 09:58 PM
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20. I don't even think that would do it...
it would have to be on Christmas Sunday while singing "Happy Holidays" and wearing a "Brokeback Mountain" t-shirt.:evilgrin:
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peace frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 10:08 PM
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22. Good one, but no cigar...
The fundies would merely proclaim that Dubya saved the Savior who had appeared in the form of a burning bush (;))with his piss!
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tinfoilinfor2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 09:55 PM
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19. Too-Shay!
:rofl:
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InkAddict Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 10:08 PM
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21. Carry a spare cigar n/t
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feelthebreeze Donating Member (570 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 10:13 PM
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23. Just what you saw today. Boxer is now talking to scholars...
But you don't need to talk to anyone but your own beliefs. Were your 4th amendment rights disregarded by this fool. Do you believe he protects you? It is time now to demand impeachment and not care what others tell you. We the People do not need pundits to tell us that this nightmare must be over. Take action now. This is your country, now take it back, demand Impeachment:
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GaYellowDawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 10:24 PM
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24. This one can't be.
Edited on Mon Dec-19-05 10:26 PM by GaYellowDawg
As long as Congress is controlled by Republicans, it will NEVER happen. If W held a press conference where he boinked a sheep, literally crapped on the Constitution, wiped his butt with the Declaration of Independence, went straight to the podium, and told everyone that he'd engineered 9/11 while smirking and waggling his undersized genitalia at the camera the whole time, he wouldn't get impeached by this Congress.

And not only that, we would get told by Coulter and Hannity and Limbaugh that a) sheep sex prevents unwanted pregancies; b) old documents ought to be recycled for the environment and c) they were just a bunch of NY liberals anyway. Then Pat Robertson would say that a) any document is toilet paper compared to the Bible and b) sheep sex is a small thing to worry about compared to evolution being in and prayer being out of American classrooms and c) they were just a bunch of godless NY liberals anyway. And freepers would all cheer for their president. The video "B-a-a-a, Bush Boinks" would be advertised on Free Republic, along with the instructional videos "Parchment: Your Butt's Friend," and "Don't Wag the Dog, Blow His Ass Up."

Bush's followers are the country's most dangerous cult, and the elders of that particular organization reside in the Congress.
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Rocknrule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 10:38 PM
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25. Sadly, you're right
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 10:43 PM
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27. I am thinking that you are wrong.
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Jawja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-19-05 10:41 PM
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26. Call Monica.
eom
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