I just got bit by a mosquito !

We need to declare war on mosquitos! They are in over 60 countries. We need to invade pre-emptively because if we don't fight them there, we will have to fight them here.

And we need to tap all the phones just in case some of these mosquitos start using cell phones here in America. We must surrender all our freedoms so our Dear Leader can protect us from these dangerous insects. We cannot wait to be bit again!

And those that say we should not be fighting this battle against these mosquitos are unpatriotic. They don't support our troops who are giving their lives every day so we are not bit again by these terrorist mosquitos. We need to take food and shelter from the poor and needy so we can fight this massive struggle.

we not learned from his West Nile Virus? :sarcasm:

It's time to spray those America haters back to the Pre-Cambrian age.

freedom...from mosquitos. Collateral damage, it's a neccessary evil.

:sarcasm:

Seriously, I think the mousquito season this year was long. I was fighting them off in November even.

There might be some messiness, but I vow that I won't rest until I've blown that skeeter away! You might think using a shotgun isn't the right tool, but would you hamstring me? Would you not want me to use every means at hand to protect you from these blood-sucking insects? You could die from West Nile Virus, you know. And even if this mosquito isn't carrying West Nile, the American people have entrusted to me the responsibility to protect you from this menace, and I fully intend to do so.

By the way, try to have a little plywood on hand to cover up any holes that might appear in your walls. It won't be my fault, you shouldn't have built your house with such flimsy materials.

I want fireworks and revenge.

Katie Couric would be proud.

they should be built with Titanium covered with 24" of STEEL! Shame, shame, shame on you for using wood and drywall! Sheesh! You deserve to have holes blown into your walls if you can't take it upon yourself to build them correctly!

That should get rid of a lot of them...But we can't guarantee your health afterwards...