The Twelve Days of Bushmas

The Twelve Days of Bushmas

(sung to the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas)

A BUZZFLASH READER SATIRE
by Rand Ozier

On the first day of Bushmas, Dubya took from us,
the federal budget surplus.

On the second day of Bushmas, Dubya took from us,
Clean air and water, and the federal budget surplus.

On the third day of Bushmas, Dubya took from us,
three million jobs, clean air and water, and the federal
budget surplus.

On the fourth day of Bushmas, Dubya took from us,
Freedom of speech, three million jobs, clean air and water,
and the federal budget surplus.

On the fifth day of Bushmas, Dubya took from us,
All of our allies, freedom of speech, three million jobs,
clean air and water, and the federal budget surplus.

On the sixth day of Bushmas, Dubya took from us,
Rights of privacy, all of our allies, freedom of speech,
three million jobs, clean air and water, and the
federal budget surplus.

On the seventh day of Bushmas, Dubya took from us,
Trust in the system, rights of privacy, all of our allies,
freedom of speech, three million jobs, clean air and water,
and the federal budget surplus.

On the eighth day of Bushmas, Dubya took from us,
Hope for the future, trust in the system, rights of privacy,
all of our allies, freedom of speech, three million jobs,
clean air and water, and the federal budget surplus.

On the ninth day of Bushmas, Dubya took from us,
Overtime pay, hope for the future, trust in the system,
rights of privacy, all of our allies, freedom of speech,
three million jobs, clean air and water, and the
federal budget surplus.

On the tenth day of Bushmas, Dubya took from us,
Well-funded schools, overtime pay, hope for the future,
trust in the system, rights of privacy, all of our allies,
freedom of speech, three million jobs, clean air and water,
and the federal budget surplus.

On the eleventh day of Bushmas, Dubya took from us,
Endangered species, well-funded schools, overtime pay,
hope for the future, trust in the system, rights of privacy,
all of our allies, freedom of speech, three million jobs,
clean air and water, and the federal budget surplus.

On the twelfth day of Bushmas, Dubya took from us,
Many soldiers' lives, endangered species, well-funded
schools, overtime pay, hope for the future, trust in the
system, rights of privacy, all of our allies, freedom of speech,
three million jobs, clean air and water, and the
federal budget surplus.

A BUZZFLASH READER SATIRE

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Good work. Thanks.