Help save a marriage! Synonyms needed for "lying scumbag"

Last night my lawfully wedded (rather apolitical) spouse and I we were watching the news. When the image of our Commander in Chief came on with a soundclip about how he is determined to protect the American people even if it means violating their rights I said what I usually say when the Leader Of the Free World speaks.

"Lying Scumbag"

Actually I screamed it and shook my fist at the TV. I was really quite restrained. I mean I didn't throw anything.

"Would you stop calling him a Lying Scumbag." said LWS "It's the same thing every night. Can't you come up with something more original. It's getting so I don't want to watch the news with you any more."

"Alright, I'll call him something else" I said.

Problem is I couldn't come up with anything that works quite as well. "Prevaricating Prick" has a nice alliteration but it doesn't come to mind immediately in a moment of outrage.

So help me DU. The marriage you save may be mine.

When walking down the street, two gentlemen came across another man walking towards them. The first doffed his hat and said, "Good morning." The second man, who had had his veracity impugned by the third man, snarled "Dirty pig..."

Whereupon the second man was berated by the first. "See here, my good man. That's no way to address a fellow gentleman!"

The second man thought about this for a moment. "You're right. But is it permissible to address a dirty pig as 'sir'?"

"Yes, I suppose it would be."

The second man smiled and turned to the man. "Then I apologize. Good morning, sir."

(Attributed to everyone from Daniel Webster to Winston Churchill.)

(Edit: Okay, it's not Samuel Webster, it's Daniel Webster. A few-too-many years of sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll have fused a few synapses. I still believe in Santa Bunny, though.)

Just kidding...umm just call him an asshole...bush I mean not your husband..LOL

I had a boyfriend like that a while back ...real wishy washy on politics , didn't work out.

:hi:

even when he agrees with me. This is a very useful thread. lol

Welcome to Du!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

I didn't see an "introduce yourself" thread so I just jumped right in. Thanks again for the welcome:)

etc...

Pompous prick would work, too.

even though it`s a bit too kind.

Annoying asshole.
Blowhard barf bag.
Clueless clown.
Dimwitted douche bag.
Egotistical eunuch.
Flamboyant f**ktard.
G?
Hopeless harpy.
Ignorant ?
J?
K?
Lame lunatic.
Malicious moron?
Narcissistic nitwit.
O?
Parsimonious pocket-picker
Q?
Rude?
Slimy shit head.
Total turd.
Useless ?
Vicious vermin.
Worthless wart.
X?
Y?
Z?
Best I can do right now. I have to get ready to go to work, so that I can make more money which is worth much less thanks to the Lying Scumbag!

Okay, I know that's a bit much to scream at the tv, but try going on a real tirade. It's fun. You'll get all red in the face, and bulgy-eyed. Your husband would probably be happy to hear Lying Scumbag again.

When I originally read the title I woulda sworn some sexist female woulda said that by now but am quite pleased to see it ain't so! LOL

:)

--I know that one probably won't come out in a moment of outrage but it's my current favorite

Never leave out the lying. It's what he does best.

Of course, with a derisive tone. And. . . . .

My wife now calls him the same thing, every time she sees him on TV. So, that one worked because we're both using the exact same name.
The Professor

*, being led away in handcuffs, shouts out

"And I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"

at the ranch, he's everywhere on TV and she can't get rid of him.

:hi:

doesn't have a translation. Inquiring minds and all...:)

pusillanimous piece of misinformation?

:D

On edit: I see "Dickhead" has already been used by my creative brethren....Hmmm..How's about: Barbara Bush's Biggest Babbling Buffoonish Blunder?

I just flip the bird and call him a Phuckin' Asshole. And ironically enough, I catch my husband doing it now, too.

Pullsinanimous Pinhead ?

Slackjawed Simian ?

mealy mouthed mama's Boy ?

We just call it the chimp* the moran* or fucknutz*.

I have the same discussion with my S.O. every night.

Fortunatley, after Katrina, he came around to my point of view and now has the same opinion. But he still hates me shaking my fist at the TV and saying "lying sack of shit" every single time Bush is on TV....

Chuckle Nuts.

Somehow it just seemed to fit. Of course, it doesn't address his lying, trashing the Constitution, the drug and drink deliriums, mama boyism, stupid, clueless, hateful person he is but it is good shorthand when you just need a little variety and want to let something fly.

Chuckle Nuts

on that one.

Chuckle Nuts.. Like his maniacal Hehee heeeteee heeeehe laugh he does.





threw in the last one for good measure

:shrug:

He's such a horrible individual that the word "Bush" should be considered a slur. (My apologies to those who have had their good names sullied by this pusillanimous rabbit-rogering excuse for a human being.)

Of course, hubby gets called that occassionally too! I had to explain to him one time why it was so perfect...

Him (with smirk): Why do you always use that?
Me: Think about it. What do you use when you're full of shit?
Him: Oh. (walks off with head bowed)

That Idiot in the Whitehouse.

President Death.

King George.

Pretty much the same thing with a new flavor!


Laura