If Bush Started to Sacrifice a Dozen Virgins...

If Bush Started to Sacrifice a Dozen Virgins...

A BUZZFLASH READER CONTRIBUTION
by Larry

BuzzFlash,

Some questions:

Is there anything Bush could do that wouldn't be defended by the Noise Machines?

Is there anything that would stop the "How to Improve His Image" analysis rather than the "How the Hell Can He Do This" analysis?

Is there anything that would stop the "In-depth Polling" analysis of the uninformed instead of an analysis of laws being broken?

If Bush started to sacrifice a dozen virgins in front of the Reflecting Pool each month to ward off the terrorits, would it still be reported as "Critics Are Saying" it may be bad idea?

Larry,
Maryland

A BUZZFLASH GUEST CONTRIBUTION
http://www.buzzflash.com/contributors/05/12/con05486.html

"Critics say that sacrificing virgins by the reflecting pool of the Washington Monument is morally wrong, is a disturbing insight into the President's mental state, and doesn't actually make America safer.

But the President and the White House contend that from the time period since he began sacrificing virgins, there hasn't been a single terrorist attack on US soil, and that is a sign that the sacrifices are working.

What do you think?

Our FauxNews poll reports that..."

Life with the Emperor.

with the 12 virgins would bring him down, IMO.

IMHO, they could accept girls without a question. :grr:

He's fukt everyone in America, including the unborn and the yet to be conceived, for several generations, so if you want "VIRGINS" you'll need to try another planet!

some of the virgins, who would defend the chimp's actions and condemn anyone who spoke out against the "program." Brian Lamb on c-span would devote a morning on Washington Journal to it, having as his guest Ann Coulter. The two would joke about how Coulter would obviously love to serve the President, but unfortunately she "doesn't qualify." She'd then suggest that there are many likely (albeit very young)candidates from the 9th ward in New Orleans, and Lamb would open the phone lines to repukes only for more suggestions as to where the "virgin pool" should come from.