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Edited on Wed Dec-21-05 02:34 PM by Atman
I went snowboarding Monday at Mt. Snow, Vermont. I usually go with this one guy who skis, and is the epitome of the hard workin' Joe. He has all his sick days and personal time figured out six months in advance, and rations his mid-week trips to the slopes, where we use local ski-club passes to get wicked-cheap lift tickets. (I'm "just an artist," therefore I don't really work :hippie: ) and he volunteered to drive to Mt. Snow since the Family Truckster was in the shop. I offer this background information for a reason. We have kind this kind of weird Oscar-Felix thing going on, wherein he plays the tough guy and I'm the faggy artsy guy. Our daily lives couldn't be more different, yet we get along great, even though he displays an outward disdain for us faggy artsy types who don't really work for a living and can still afford to go fucking snowboarding when he has to take time off from his crummy 60-hour-week job yada yada yada. Get the picture? Despite the differences, I like and respect the guy, mainly because he is as honest as the day is long, and has more integrity in his little finger than most people have in their entire bodies. Anyway, I won't bore you with illustrations of this guy's character, but plug in your own stereotypical image of a son-of-immigrants factory worker who has never forgotten an obligation, never missed a child support payment...
I've written about him before. His family has always voted republican. He never knew why other than that is what dad always told them to do, and always bitched about democrats, so he grew up voting republican. George W. Bush in 2004 turned him away from the republican ticket for the first time in his life. So there is hope for him! He is well-versed on the Wal Mart issue, yet wont go so far as to not shop there...the deals are too good. Which brings me too my confession, and wrapping this all up in neat little package...we remain friends in large part because we generally avoid discussing politics at all costs. I'm probably as far left wing a friend as he has. He is open minded and fair, though, as I've said, and the fact that he cast his first non-republican vote against W (but not for Kerry) made me view him with a certain respect. He's not really a republican, he just doesn't realize that he's continually voting against his best interests. So anyway, on the way back from Mt. Snow Monday, I told him that I'd fill up the gas tank for the return trip home, just stop at a Citgo station someplace and they'll at least have Green Mountain coffee. We pass about five 'em between the mountain and the interstate. He suggests waiting until the entrance to I-91 in Greenfield, where there are multiple gas stations and a Dunkin' Donuts. He wanted to reach the big roads before dark, since it had been snowing all day. Fair enough.
We get to the interstate, and I am way ready for a cup of hot black coffee after 16 or 17 runs in fresh snow all day! That's when it happens...
He pulls into an Exxon station.
There is a Citgo across the street, but across a median; left-hand turn around the block required. "Uh, I don't use Exxon, man," I said. "Could you hit the Citgo station?" There was even another Citgo station on the other side of the highway, I believe owned by the same company just for this reason, to service both the north and southbound interstate traffic so they don't have to cross the turn around. I started to mention that, but he cut me off..."I came here specifically because it was on this side, and since we have to backtrack to get to Dunkin Donuts anyway..." He was missing my point...he didn't seem to catch the part about two Citgo stations. He obviously didn't want to hear my hippie boycott shit, and I finally resigned myself to the fact that I never stipulated WHERE I'd gas up his car, and it wasn't worth the aggravation, when he said "Citgo, they're probably owned by Exxon anyway, aren't they? They're all the same!"
I got as far as "Actually, they're owned by the Venezuelan government, who is paying for heating oil assistance in Massachusetts..." and he already had the nozzle in the tank, waiting for me, both of us freezing our asses off in the 19 degree wind.
So, for the first time since the Valdez accident, I made a purchase at an Exxon station! By fucking credit card, no less. My name, actually scanned into one of their systems. AAARRGHHHH. We gassed up, and 17 of my mamby-pampy candy-assed artist dollars electronically transferred to the ledger sheets of the biggest, nastiest, horriblest corporation on earth. It had been such a great day of snowboarding, on fresh powder all day. It was like I was carving perfect tracks in the pristine snow, came over a rise, and all that snow was covered in crude.
We crossed under the interstate to the Dunkin Donuts..."I think the Carlyle Group is buying these guys," I managed not to say. *sigh* As we backtracked to the hiway, we passed the other Citgo station. My friend said "Hey, there's a Citgo right there, too! We'll have to remember that for next time!"
I feel like one of those oily cormorants on the shores of Prince William Sound.
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