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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:20 PM
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How Long Will the Chimp's Christmas Vacation Be?
Edited on Wed Dec-21-05 04:21 PM by Stephanie


He's really looking rough. All that lying is taking its toll. Time for another Chimptastic vacation! Five weeks in August while New Orleans drowned. A week at Thanksgiving. How much time will he take off for the holidays? You know he's dying to get back in that Crawford bubble where nobody disagrees with him ever.

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US President George W. Bush delivers remarks on the Patriot Act on the South Lawn at the White House in Washington.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/051221/photos_ts_afp/051221163749_jvd7vyyq_photo0
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President Bush pauses during remarks prior to signing the Gulf Opportunity Zone Act of 2005 on Wednesday, Dec. 21, 2005, in Washington.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/051221/480/dcev10312212058
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WI_DEM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:21 PM
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1. if he can swing it, about six months
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MsAnthropy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:24 PM
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2. Three years
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 05:34 PM
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15. we wish
:o
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spindrifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:25 PM
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3. If he wants to make it
permanent, I wouldn't object.
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BamaLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:46 PM
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12. Amen
Sorry fricker can stay out there forever!
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:27 PM
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4. That second pic speaks volumes! He looks
tired and defeated. And did I mention clueless?
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WhiteTara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:27 PM
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5. his little chimp mouth is so CUTE
I mean, you can just hear the Wo Wo sounds coming out of his thin little lips. :rofl:
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jackstraw45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:43 PM
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9. So true...too funny.
:rofl:
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WhiteTara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:47 PM
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13. even though the actual chimp is cuter
they sure like they are from the same mother and father.
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Binka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 06:03 PM
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18. I've Spent Most Of My Adult Life Listening To People
It comes with my profession and I have heard it all believe me. And I have had many a moment analyzing Bush and his words. They suck for the most part as he is a narcissistic malignant tumor but The facial expressions he makes I have NEVER seen in 20 years of practice. :wtf: is wrong with this snippy nasty little shit?

Indeed he looks like a chimp. But a chimp isn't spewing lies and platitudes they are really communicating. Those lips are quite frightening. He is hooting BULLSHIT!

Fucktard asshat. Mendacious tiny shitdustbag. He needs a kick in the fucking pants.
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wicket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:28 PM
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6. However long it is, it's going to be one LONG bender....
:beer:
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:32 PM
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7. Looks like the booze and coke are doing their things...
I'm guessing at LEAST a month, what with everything that has happened to him in the past few weeks and all...
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joannc Donating Member (34 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:35 PM
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8. Long enough to pull a few good drunks
as he staggers around playing cowboy with his cowboy boots with the president seal on them.Wonder how many pairs he owns now?Maybe he is trying to convince his cows and horses that there are terrorist behind every tree.
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:45 PM
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11. joannc, welcome to DU!
:hi:
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joannc Donating Member (34 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 05:45 PM
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16. Thank you for the welcome
I'm glad I found this forum.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 04:44 PM
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10. 25 to life
if there was any justice

but there isn't
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 05:08 PM
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14. hollow man
to me the second picture looks like there`s nothing left of him. he seems drained of any life force...
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MN ChimpH8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 05:50 PM
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17. Too bad it's not permanent
He should go to the Pig Farm, get good and tanked up and wander off into the woods, um, the brush. Hopefully there are hungry bears there. Ook, ook, ook!
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abluelady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 06:36 PM
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19. Not long enough. eom
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