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jefferson_dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 06:14 PM
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Chimp-monster looking raggedy. Evil taking its toll.
Edited on Thu Dec-22-05 06:19 PM by jefferson_dem
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 06:16 PM
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1. He's starting to look more like Poppy and less like Barbara. n/t
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 06:18 PM
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4. More like Cheetah
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Wilms Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 06:17 PM
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2. He's thinking about the "big house".


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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 06:18 PM
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3. WeeCowboy's been rode hard and put away wet.
I think he's a reverse Dorian Gray -- When you're rotten to the core, it seeps out to your exterior to wreck your looks. Too frequent visits from his good pals Jack Daniels and Jim Beam can't be helping, either.
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acmavm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 06:21 PM
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5. He's got that death on a soda cracker look about him. n/t
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MadisonProgressive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 06:29 PM
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6. KEE-RIST! Put a wig on him and he'd look like an old lady!
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 06:36 PM
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7. He'd look like the hag who spawned him, Mama Caligula.
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 06:39 PM
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8. Is that a bubble of drool on the left corner of his mouth?
His left - your right. I swear it looks like drool.
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BleedingHeartPatriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 06:42 PM
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11. Good eye, there was a thread about it earlier.
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Batgirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 06:39 PM
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9. His shoebutton eyes look ever more blank
Too uncomprehending to be a real chimp, more like a beanie baby chimp.
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ThomWV Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 06:39 PM
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10. And His Daughter's Running Around With A Crack Dealer To Boot
Talk about a shitty holiday season.

By the way, where has Laura been hiding out while daddy is being nailed for a Traitor?
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 06:43 PM
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12. I admit I have to admire his stamina.
Edited on Thu Dec-22-05 06:47 PM by Lastlaughin08
Screwing 200 million Americans daily for 5 years certainly could wear a man down.

Whew. Sex twice a week is my limit.
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 06:53 PM
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13. The man needs a vacation. n/t
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Rocknrule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 06:57 PM
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14. He's like Palpatine after his Force lightning made him age 60 years
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 07:36 PM
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15. It's been four months since he took a vacation.
Dictatortotin' is hard werk.
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