I discovered I'm on Pretzelboy's enemies list and all I got was:

:)

This is from Arlo's Pause of Mr. Claus:

For one minute, think of the last
guy. Nobody's got it worse than that guy. Nobody in the
whole world. That guy...he's so alone in the world that he
doesn't even have a street to lay in for a truck to run him over.
He's out there with nothin'. Nothin's happenin' for that cat.
And all that he has to do to create a little excitement in his
own life is to bum a dime from somewhere, call up the FBI.
Say FBl?, they say Yes, say I think Uncle Ho and Chair-
man Mao and their friends are comin' over for dinner (click)
Hang up the phone.


And within two minutes, and not two minutes from when he
hangs up the phone, but two minutes from when he first put
the dime in, they got 30,000 feet of tape rollin'; files on tape;
pictures, movies, dramas, actions on tape. But then they send
out a half a million people all over the entire world, the globe,
they find out all they can about this guy.


'Cause there's a number of questions involved in the guy. I
mean, if he was the last guy in the world, how'd he get a dime
to call the FBI? There are plenty of people that aren't the last
guys that can't get dimes. He comes along and he gets a dime.
I mean, if he had to bum a dime to call the FBI, how was he
gonna serve dinner for all of those people? How could the
last guy make dinner for all those people. And if he could
make dinner, and was gonna make dinner, then why did he
call the FBI?

A small electronic chip in the butt.

in their files holding my sign at the last anti-war rally that says, "Impeach Bush Now! No War For Oil!" or "Bush Lied and Soldiers Died"!! LOL.

that he's tapping twice..I said the ACLU could take money out of my account each month for support.

Bless their Liberty Loving Hearts(ACLU)

(???) :shrug:

I pulled over to let a black Suburban pass me. It was freaking me out. I was on my way to work - without coffee - and not used to anyone else driving on that mountain road.

I ended up catching up to the SUV at the next intersection.

The tag said "BBV-911."

I gulped and forgot the whole thing.

But now I'm thinking maybe I'm special, too! Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks, NSA!!!!!!!:hi: