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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 04:43 PM
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If Bush And Cheney Had Superpowers What Would They Be?
Edited on Fri Dec-23-05 04:51 PM by DistressedAmerican

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Inherent powers:
Form of a foul mouthed belligerent prick.
Shape of his lame-ass mouthpiece...

:rofl:
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politicaholic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 04:50 PM
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1. LOL...that's funny. n/t
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 04:57 PM
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2. Are they having a fart contest?
Looks like those super farts are really volatile.
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DBoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 05:24 PM
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3. cthulhu?
Cthulhu for President. Why vote for a lesser evil?

http://www.cthulhu.org/
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bullimiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 05:27 PM
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4. bush would touch gold and turn it to shit.
cheney would be dr hate.
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OmmmSweetOmmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 05:27 PM
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5. Everything they touch immediately turns to crap. Oh! They already
have that power...............
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dusmcj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 05:39 PM
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6. gassy and wacky
Big Dick: toxic flatulence... BRRRRRAAAAPPPPPPP. "Make a hole!!" "Lookit that, he blowed up them libruls REAL good" "Guh huh huh, they blowed up GOOD, yeah" (thanks SCTV) "wow, they were like writhing on the ground for a few seconds, and then they were like, like dead. Those neocons are a dangerous lot."

(Note the similarity here to the 18th-century cartoons of flatulent aristocrats and libertines which accompanied the scientific discoveries of gas and stuff. Same idea.)

Doober: The Power of Chaos. "When I disambiguitate my nukuler brain, I erect uhh, errm umm, I direct my thoughts at our enemies, with RESOLVE, since I'm a LEADER with CHARACTER and am CONFIDENT, and make them FIRM, and within seconds they are reduced to the same brand of gibbering idiot that I am. At that point I can make them accept NATURAL LAW, and let them know that they will PAY THE PRICE if they don't stay UNDER CONTROL. Shortly thereafter, they TRUST that my advisors know what's best for them, and agree to be good and participate in the FREEDOM to make money. Dang, there's something wrong with my earpiece. Gotta go, Scottie'll take your questions, Stretch."
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ck4829 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 05:42 PM
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7. Powers...
The Media NEVER notices the crimes that you commit?

Creepy Charismatic Appeal to the backwater parts of America?

The power to summon up Televangelists to do your bidding?
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kevsand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 05:48 PM
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12. The power to cloud men's minds,
ala The Shadow or Mandrake the Magician...
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Rocknrule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 05:43 PM
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8. Here's what I think
Cheney would cast Force Lightning, W would have Wedgie Power like Captain Underpants
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banana republican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 06:10 PM
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13. Wedgie POWER n/t
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951-Riverside Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 05:44 PM
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9. Well Bush would have a Brain & Cheney a Heart
...For them those are Super Special Powers.
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Independent_Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 05:46 PM
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10. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
That's friggin hilarious!

:D
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Xenotime Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 05:47 PM
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11. That's basically what they have done...
they have ruined this country. The world hates us and only when this administration steps down will they ever respect us.
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Lefty48197 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 08:39 PM
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14. Dick can walk on dry land. Georgie can turn wine into water.
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dusmcj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 01:33 PM
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15. the ambiguously gay duo ?
Always wondered... I could make a bad crack about knowing which one was Robin, but I won't...
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