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Ernesto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 01:50 PM
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First Lady Addresses White House Leaking
Camp David, MD (Rotters) - Known for for her appropriate and thoughtful gift giving, First Lady Laura Bush today surprised the president at Camp David with a Christmas present that got a huge laugh and a hug from him. She stated that she had become concerned over recent revelations of the president's double secret domestic spying program, and the effect that it was having on White House leaking in general. She was very concerned over growing White House staff incontinence and the degree to which they kept the president from staying on target.
http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=1388
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rock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 02:14 PM
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1. Well, she is of course familiar with incontinence
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Poll_Blind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 02:42 PM
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2. Did it get a jolly Ho! Ho! when they all realized that the reason...
...there are so many leaks in his previously-sealed administration because everyone around him thinks he's going fucknuts? People who were staunchly loyal are now shitting themselves in fear- both for their own skins because of the crimes they helped * commit and because they think he's going...fucknuts?!?!

The article is funny though. I don't know how he can go potty when his dick is up America's ass...

I've been hitting the nog, that's all I'm copping to.

FUCKNUTS! Ok, now I think it's completely out of my system.

PB
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CoffeeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 02:50 PM
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3. Oh please.
The first lady needs to keep to her usual activities. Just keep downing those valium smoothies, selecting Christmas knickknacks for the Oval Office and
doing a stellar impression of a catatonic Stepford wife.

Remember your lines, Laura? Say them with me now.... "I love a good bunt cake. George is the smartest man in the world.
Care for a strawberry canape'? If every poor child had a copy of "Pat the Bunny" there would be no more poor children. George stopped drinking years ago."
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spindrifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 03:17 PM
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4. It all depends...
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