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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 10:39 PM
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Is Santa a conservative because he wears Red?
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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Goodnight all, happy holidays, thanks for being here, uppityperson
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 10:41 PM
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1. yup, a driveby liberal posting by an eggnog drinker
the best kind. nighty now.
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pnorman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 11:09 PM
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5. Funny that you mentioned that.
Check this out: http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/just_plain_stupid/LAPD_Christmas/

("I was just holding this for the Easter Bunnie, officer")

pnorman
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CarbonDate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 10:48 PM
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2. No, he's a damn commie.
Better dead than red, that's what I say.
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Crunchy Frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 10:53 PM
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3. Not according to Arlo Guthrie. n/t
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pnorman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 11:04 PM
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4. No! He's a f+cking COMMIE!!
Can't you tell by his uniform? (SHEESH!!)

pnorman
PS: Just kidding "uppityperson". Happy Holidays to you and all others in our DU family.
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 11:11 PM
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6. And for years I thought he was a commie
With all that red.
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OffWithTheirHeads Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 11:52 PM
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7. Santa is either God, or an NSA spy!
not only that, but the motherfucker didn't bring me a pony for X-Mas.
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Lost-in-FL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-25-05 11:52 PM
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8. They can have him...
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jusb Donating Member (20 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 12:27 AM
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9. He's conservative
He gives way more toys to the rich kids, while poor kids get little or nothing.
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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 09:20 AM
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13. Hi jusb!!
Welcome to DU!! :toast:
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raysr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 01:16 AM
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10. "Santa Claus has a red suit"
Edited on Mon Dec-26-05 01:16 AM by raysr
"He's a communist", "and a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist" Arlo Guthrie
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soothsayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 01:27 AM
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11. Santa wears the colors of a psychoactive mushroom that he
is thought by some to represent---the Amanita muscaria, a red, white and black mushroom that grows under pine trees. Shamen in Siberia (home of Saint Nick, btw) were aware of it. Reindeer would eat the mushroom, metabolizing and thus detoxifying it for humans, and the shamen would drink the reindeer urine and fly. Keep an eye out for old time Christmas cards and paintings and you'll notice depicitions of these red and white mushrooms (same ones you see in books with fairies and elves sitting on 'em).
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KharmaTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 01:31 AM
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12. CNN Had A Santa Alert Today
Letsee...we've got a dangerous fukstick listening into our phone calls, your xmas turkey or chicken can blow up, there's not enough x in xmas and then this morning I see a report about how "Santas scare little kids". I assume this was supposed to be a cute little bit, but sheesh...I never thought that that big, fat man could scare the shit out of so many. Maybe he isn't "one of us" after all...<:evil eye:>

Happy New Year!!!
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 09:22 AM
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14. Santa's Conservative Cause His Love's Conditional. You Only Get The Goods
if you've been Nice.
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Twist_U_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 09:28 AM
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15. "How many is a brazillion?"
:rofl: I laugh every time I read this
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-26-05 09:31 AM
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16.  delete - sorry wrong thread damn fingers.
Edited on Mon Dec-26-05 09:32 AM by DanCa
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