Hey, Faux News! Here's a fan for you. Proud of him, are you? Heh Heh.

madfloridian

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Wed Oct-22-03 12:55 PM
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Hey, Faux News! Here's a fan for you. Proud of him, are you? Heh Heh.

A letter to the editor, filled with love of Fox and hatred of all else.
Only Fox is Fair and Balanced.

SNIP...." don't know if the letter titled "If Recall, Then Impeachment" by Linda Linderman is one of these, or if she is one of the mind-numbing robots believing everything ABC, CBS, NBC and CNN state. So many Democrats do not take time to listen to both sides of the story, but repeat untruths by the liberal press. Fox News Channel truly has "fair and balanced" reporting....."

SNIP...."A recession preceded Bush prior to taking office. Then came 9/11, and the Enron and WorldCom scandals. Follow this up with the war on Iraq.

"Ms. Linderman claims that the economy is not recovering. Once again, facts do not matter. The stock market has come up substantially in the past six months, unemployment is down, expectancy is high in the financial markets and the tax refunds by the president are working....."END SNIP

Proud of yourselves, Faux Network? See, all the other channels and media, all the reporters, everyone.....everyone but Faux is lying. This is what you have wrought with your news coverage. A totally closed mind, lacking any thought processes. And, even more to your liking, a hate-filled mind!

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agates

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Wed Oct-22-03 01:05 PM
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1. Favorite Faux News Joke

Up in Heaven, Alexander the Great, Frederick the Great and Napoleon are looking down on events in Iraq. Alexander says, "Wow, if I had just one of Bush's armored divisions, I would definitely have conquered India."

Frederick the Great states, "Surely if I only had a few squadrons of Bush's air force I would have won the Seven Years War decisively in a matter of weeks."

There is a long pause as three continue to watch events.

Then Napoleon speaks, "And if I only had that Fox News, no one would have ever known that I lost the Russia campaign."

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sistersofmercy

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Wed Oct-22-03 01:08 PM
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2. Hahahahahaha! Welcome to DU agates!

:hi: :kick:

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madfloridian

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Wed Oct-22-03 01:54 PM
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5. That is funny.

Welcome to DU.
:hi:

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Champion Jack

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Wed Oct-22-03 01:55 PM
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6. Good One!!!!!!!!!!!

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tom_paine

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Wed Oct-22-03 01:12 PM
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3. Good God, these people do nothing but project?

"Mind-numbed robots?"

Sounds like the Busheviks to me.

"Orchestrated letters?"

Busheviks already been exposed several times on this one, the latest being the letters from Iraq that "coincided" with the Bushevik PR campaign.

"Believe everything CNN, NBC and the rest say?"

Few people at DU, and fewer people than ever fall into that category. Guess he has just been watching Faux, of which he believes everything they say.

This "person", so utterly erased by Goebbels v2.0, would make a terrific Nazi or Soviet. And don't kid yourselves, I think it's only a matter of time before his Masters ask him and millions like him to do exactly that.

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mbartko

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Wed Oct-22-03 01:31 PM
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4. All is well! Everything is great!

Food tastes better! The sun shines more brightly! I am free to love and be loved! Flowers are blooming in the deepest recesses of Anarctica! All is well! Go back to your homes! Dream of our glorious war! blah blah blah

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