Campaign slogans

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Top 10 Bush "Re"-election Slogans

10. I haven't cheated on my wife.

9. As I promised, the bulk of my tax cut goes to those who need it most - my friends at Haliburton, and my re-election fund.

8. Osama who?

7. Re-elect me and I'll tell you who was behind 9/11, who sent the Anthrax, who leaked Ms. Plame's identity, and where Saddam is.

6. God will heal my deficit.

5. I promised to add 5 million jobs to the economy and we're right on pace - only 8 million to go.

4. I'm better at this than I am at parenting.

3. So what if Wesley Clark spent the 60's getting shot at. I was bombed almost every day for 20 years.

2. If you thought the jump suit was hot, wait till you see me in wrestling tights.

1. None of this is my fault.