I am Jesus' friend. What do you want to know?

Benevolent_Rabbit

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Sat Aug-16-03 03:34 AM
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I am Jesus' friend. What do you want to know?

Please Jesus give me strength.

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Sat Aug-16-03 03:37 AM
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1. LOL! Nothing really. As the song goes Jesus is just alright by me-

and I'm Jewish :D

Does he let you ride shot gun or do you have to take a back seat when you're riding with the Lord?

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Benevolent_Rabbit

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Sat Aug-16-03 03:39 AM
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3. I try to ride alongside

but it is sometimes a fast ride. I'm not a fool.

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Sat Aug-16-03 03:55 AM
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10. Faith allows you to pace yourself

BTW, I wasn't certain if you were being serious or not when you started the thread. Just want you to know I meant no disrespect. ;-)

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Wonk

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Sat Aug-16-03 03:37 AM
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2. You're 546 posts shy of your turn in the 700 club. ;-) nt

Edited on Sat Aug-16-03 03:38 AM by Wonk

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Benevolent_Rabbit

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Sat Aug-16-03 03:41 AM
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5. Not all believers believe in Pat Robertson.

I personally don't believe in the message he preaches. I don't preach. I simply ask questions.

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phishhead

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Sat Aug-16-03 03:39 AM
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4. You're a friend of Jesus, I'm not.. I guess

So what does ole' H prefer, whiskey or beer? :)

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Benevolent_Rabbit

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Sat Aug-16-03 03:42 AM
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6. Ole H?

clarify

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phishhead

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Sat Aug-16-03 03:45 AM
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7. Aye.

Well, I'm sure you've heard people say, well "Jesus H. Christ." Usually when pissed off about something, for example.

Thats where the H comes from that I was referring to.

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Benevolent_Rabbit

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Sat Aug-16-03 03:47 AM
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8. and the point of your post was?

how to pretend that it's cool to not really be blasphemous, but only to say "H" means what? I still don't get it?

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phishhead

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Sat Aug-16-03 03:51 AM
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9. There is no point.

And there's nothing to get. You seem to be confused, or maybe taking things to seriously?

In your subject line you asked, "What do you want to know?"

Then I asked you a question, which you have not answered. :) And instead trying to find some 'deep' meaning or something to my post.

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Benevolent_Rabbit

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Sat Aug-16-03 03:55 AM
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11. I am never confused.

And I don't usually take things seriously, unless the subject is serious.

What was the question I haven't answered? I'm not looking for some deep meaning in your post, because it doesn't exist. You are the one making no sense.

What is your question?

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Benevolent_Rabbit

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Sat Aug-16-03 04:02 AM
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12. I am going to sleep now but

the spirit will stay alive. God is waiting for all of us to accept his love. Someone will take over the expression.

I am not an evangelist. I am not trying to convert anyone. I only seek questions and answers without ridicule. Thank you!

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moosedog

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Sat Aug-16-03 07:13 AM
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13. If you mean Jesus in the Bible...

he was one of many good philosophers and would you tell him that I thank him. Thank all the other ones, like William Pitt who I saw on c-span yesterday too. I wish I had the transcript of his speech and Q&A after. I missed the first part of it, but he is so smart and cute too. Mrs. Moose

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