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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 11:25 AM
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CAPTIONS are just a sniff away


Yes'sir ... gen-u-ine genetically modified ... closest thing yet to growing your own plastic ... get it, Mr. pRetzeldent ... 'growing your own'

W: (moans with delight) ... mmmmmmm ... teeheehee ...
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Rick Myers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 11:33 AM
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1. "Uh... That's poision oak, sir..."
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 11:45 AM
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2. W. is "thinking": "Gee. Reminds me of Uncle Frank. How his beard would


scrape when he'd kiss me. Wow. That was manly, I thought. I know, I know, Karl and Dick and Scooter say all that's behind me now, and not to think about it any more. But, gee, a guy can dream, can't he?"
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rock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 11:47 AM
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3. Wait a minute. I've got to pull this booger from ny nose.
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Kamika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 11:50 AM
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4. "-Hey, this military food isnt as bad as they say."
Edited on Sat Aug-16-03 11:50 AM by Kamika
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Astarho Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 12:17 PM
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5. BUSH: Can I smoke this?
nt
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 03:56 PM
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6. When morning's captions sound no more the vaulted blue,
And those of afternoon desert poor memory's que,
Then DU'ers of the evening will sharpen pens,
That they might have fresh captions once again.

:bounce:
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myomy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-03 04:25 PM
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7. Smells like that good Mexican stuff.
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