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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 09:22 AM
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The Creamy Center of all CAPTIONS!! (Not for the faint of heart.)


W. is "saying": "Geez, it's only been a hundred days. And some of them are just a little biggern than a breadbox, while Iraq, if you flattened it out, is the size of Alaska. You know how many breadboxes there are in Alaska? Huh? Well, you see the problem. We've have to go into everybody's kitchen to find them, and some of these Iraqis cook outdoors, and stuff, so you gotta allow for complications. Besides . . . remember how a hundred days seemed like forever when you were little, but when you got older they just sped right by? Well, imagine you're a thousand years old. Just look at it that way."
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 09:46 AM
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1. "I'd grab dAnnie by the cheeks of her white little skinny ass and
Drag a 20 minute Texas sized smooch slam up the middle of that thang! See, It's Like My LITTLE buddy R-Null sez, EATIN Ain't Cheatin'!"
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 10:15 AM
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2. OKAY! How About?
Edited on Mon Aug-18-03 10:17 AM by Hubert Flottz
"Come On Punks, I Dare You To Knock This Chip Off My Shoulder!"

OR

"GAWD DANG IT, I hate it when I'm Makin wild passionate love to a cow and have to stop in the middle of everything and walk all the
way around to the other end to give her a kiss!" EDIT} "I keep tellin' these Democrats I Need MORE flexability!"
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 10:17 AM
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3. Well . . . the first . . .
you're getting closer . . .


hmmm . . . .
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 10:22 AM
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4. It's you fault for always postin' those nasty assed pictures!
I'm normally refined till I see the porn shots! See Jerry and Pat know their poopie about porn!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 10:41 AM
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5. Look I can empa....I know how the blackout survivors feel...
my bulb has been out for quite some time now.
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maxanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:02 AM
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6. yee ha
I grab old Dick right by the hips and slam my ham right into him. Squeal like a pig, Dickie! haw haw haw!!
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:06 AM
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8. See Dickey Squeal!
Squeal Dickey Squeal!
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:09 AM
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9. Geez, What's everybody drinking this morning??
Some strange mix of Viagra and Bovine Delight?
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maxanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:15 AM
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10. nah
some good French Roast. :donut:

You're the one that posted this picture, don't blame us!!

:evilgrin:
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:17 AM
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12. I tried to tell Skip!
Dat's NASTY!
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:05 AM
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7. hey look
I paid $5.99 on ebay for that special gizmo belt from the asian kid in 'Goonies'

:)
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:15 AM
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11. Huuuuuuge tracks of land...
We live in a bloody swamp, we need all the land we can get!
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pansypoo53219 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:23 AM
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13. what's wrong with this belt buckle?!?
it says i am president.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:30 AM
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14. W. is "sprechin'":
"Now, I know a lot of you pinko elitist journalistas are probably wondering what this button on my belt buckle does. Well, I ain't gonna tell you. So you can just shove it. No, Carl...no. I am not gonna tell you about this button. I'm sure all of you would just love to know that if I press this button, Paris, Moscow, Baghdad, Beijing, Pyongyang, Berlin, Monrovia, Ottawa, Mexico City, and Los Angeles will be simultaneously wiped off the face of the planet in a barrage of Grade-A nuke-tipped ballistic missiles. But I ain't gonna tell you that."
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:32 AM
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15. At last!
Two (Fenris and pansypoo53219) above the belt . . . metaphorically speaking.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:35 AM
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16. Gotta keep it clean, Skip
It's too easy to aim low with Dubya.
:hi:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:36 AM
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17. Sombody photosop this and put blood on his hands
:thumbsdown:
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:44 AM
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18. No, raise the camera angle up more ...
can't show my brown shoes ... watch band is OK... up a little more ... just below the belt buckle ... that's it ... now, what was the question we gave you to ask?
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 04:03 PM
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19. The world revolves and time shifts zone to zone.
As some DU'ers turn their minds to house and home;
Others fire their hard-drives, and minds alight,
Seek shift to ride swift CAPTION'S flight.

:bounce:
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