OK...Friday Night DOG HAIKU time - Democratic Underground

Taverner

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Fri Apr-30-04 09:52 PM
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OK...Friday Night DOG HAIKU time

Now now...it has to be original:

I'll come up with a few soon...here's one to start it all off...now remember 5-7-5

Bark! Bark! Bark for food
Master has yummy kibble
Made from cat i hope

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Direckshun

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Fri Apr-30-04 09:55 PM
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1. My own try:

Dogs like Repug guys
They have a smell like pussy
And don't run as fast

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Bluebear

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Fri Apr-30-04 09:56 PM
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2. Dog haiku

What is a kibble?
Animal, vegetable,
or a mineral?

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Catshrink

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Fri Apr-30-04 10:02 PM
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3. Cats rule and dogs drool

Edited on Fri Apr-30-04 10:03 PM by Catshrink

Cats rule and dogs drool
It's an often stated fact
Robb is a dingbat.

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Taverner

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Fri Apr-30-04 10:09 PM
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4. Retort!

Bark! Bark! Bark at cat!
He plots against me, I know
Leaving food in sand

Cat wishes me ill
So my bark will show him
I am not afraid

Cat leaves tasty food
Not sure where the cat finds it
(Yum was that tuna?)

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Bluebear

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Fri Apr-30-04 10:11 PM
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5. Cats vs dogs

Why talk about cats?
A silly pet substitute,
my opinion.

;)

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Catshrink

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Fri Apr-30-04 10:20 PM
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6. Yakilicious dogs

Yakilicious dogs
Vague memories of chicken
Say it isn't true

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Catshrink

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Fri Apr-30-04 10:38 PM
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7. I'm a thread killer

This thread certainly
Has gone to the freaking dogs
I'm a thread killer

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Taverner

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Fri Apr-30-04 10:39 PM
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8. Nah I think DU is too buzzed to do Dog Haiku

It takes a certain talent ya know

Much more so than Cat haiku...

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Catshrink

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Fri Apr-30-04 10:42 PM
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9. Taverner "whooshed" me

Taverner "whooshed" me
And my family of cats
It's a doggone shame.

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Taverner

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Fri Apr-30-04 10:45 PM
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11. More

Cats laugh at us dogs
But really we laugh at them
They're breath smells like fish

Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes
Master gives the cat a bath
I laugh at his yowls

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Catshrink

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Fri Apr-30-04 10:56 PM
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13. Doggie doo?

Which is worse to feel
Squishing 'tween your toes. Cat puke
Or deep doggie doo?

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pagerbear

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Fri Apr-30-04 10:44 PM
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10. Pagerpup manqué

Pagerpup manqué
What does that mean, you ask me.
Pager has no pup.

Pager has no pup.
The Pagersoul is canine
But Pager's pupless.

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Catshrink

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Fri Apr-30-04 10:52 PM
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12. Pager pines for pups

It's getting very deep
But I think I comprehend
Pager pines for pups.

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pagerbear

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Fri Apr-30-04 11:20 PM
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14. Pager pines for pups

Pager so loves dogs!
Adores all sorts of dogs, yet
Partial to Schnauzers

Pager has a talent:
Finding leases that forbid
Ownership of dogs.

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Catshrink

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Fri Apr-30-04 11:28 PM
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15. Princess lives next door

Princess lives next door
A pretty mini Schnauzer
Slobbers on my face.

Less bacteria
Are found in cat saliva
Than in doggie drool.

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Feanorcurufinwe

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Sat May-01-04 12:24 AM
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16. the unchased deer

Edited on Sat May-01-04 12:24 AM by Feanorcurufinwe

May brings many deer
but the years have taught my dogs
that they can't catch them

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Spider Jerusalem

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Sat May-01-04 12:28 AM
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17. WARNING: I AM NOT A DOG PERSON. (This is, however, humour, NOT serious.)

obnoxious creature
flea-ridden, barking, smelly
no food, you're dinner

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EV1Ltimm

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Sat May-01-04 01:51 AM
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18. te he he

my dog just got fixed
she is tanked on painkillers
she is way f*cked up

:)

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fudge stripe cookays

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Sat May-01-04 06:36 AM
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19. Paper Dregs

Oh Good! They're gone now.
Time for Fargo to kick back
And shred lots of stuff!

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