My mommy doesn't like bad people - Democratic Underground

Snoggera

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Sat May-01-04 10:06 AM
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My mommy doesn't like bad people

She tells me to cross the street when I see them.

Can you tell me who the bad people are so I will know and can tell my Mommy?

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salinen

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Sat May-01-04 10:09 AM
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1. Republicans

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Snoggera

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Sat May-01-04 10:12 AM
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2. How can I tell?

they seem to look like normal people?

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chenGOD

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Sat May-01-04 11:15 AM
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7. They'll have these following discernible charasteristics

1. Slight slack-jawed look from too much gazing at FAUX news

2. American flags draped all over their material goods and possibly tattooed on them somewhere (perhaps next to the barcodes on the wrist)

3. Dull cow-eyed look in eyes from religious enlightenment.

4. In the males of the species, look for a haircut commonly known as a mullet(see example 1 below).

5. In the females of the species, look for a condition known as potato couch ass (see example 2 below).

6. Above all, listen for their mating cry of "i believe in you, lord and master bush".

Example 1

Example 2

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NewHampshireDem

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Sat May-01-04 10:12 AM
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3. Disruptors ...

who pretend to be libs but are really baiting people into saying stuff they can then post back over in Freeperville.

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name not needed

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Sat May-01-04 10:15 AM
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4. Ronald Reagan

but he thinks he's Mickey Mouse.

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Skittles

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Sat May-01-04 10:42 AM
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5. Texans

of course I jest. :D

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Snoggera

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Sat May-01-04 10:44 AM
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6. Ain't no jestin' 'llowed in Tejas

frum wut ah here.

Just a heads up.

:)

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