paste the last thing you copied

ill start

If Stupidity was painful, The GOP would support Healthcare



This was a quote that i loved in someones signature and i sent it to a friend over AIM

(about 12 minutes ago, I copied the image location to make a new post... Unfortunately, or perhaps fortunately, I forgot what the post was to be about. But the line was the last thing I had copied into the buffer...)

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Of course, if Coca-Cola really had cocaine in it, then this would have almost have been acceptable... :eyes:

looking for a book publisher's website

about the Carlyle Groupwww.wiley.com/WileyCDA/

i'm a Hobokenite :7 1 square mile city on the Hudson across from Manhattan.

I used to live on Park, between 6th and 7th. I miss it, but we moved further west when the kids came. Was gonna make it to the street fair today but it got cancelled--hope it doesn't rain on the 16th.

I wasn't the one who copied it, but it was meaningful and perhaps not an accident you asked this when it was on my clipboard, so I kept it. :) I don't believe in accidents. I believe the universe is always trying to tell us something. That's where the cynic in me leaves and my spiritual side takes over as I try to venture forth in life as someone with an open mind and open heart to whereever the universe decides to take me. - "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handy....I mean...uh...errr... me! (They've been known to pop up every once in awhile anyway.)
So anyway, this was what I got when I hit paste:

500 BC
BUDDHA, THE WORD
(The Eightfold Path)

THE FOUR NOBLE TRUTHS

THUS has it been said by the Buddha, the Enlightened One: It is
through not understanding, not realizing four things, that I,
Disciples, as well as you, had to wander so long through this round of
rebirths. And what are these four things? They are the Noble Truth
of Suffering, the Noble Truth of the Origin of Suffering, the Noble
Truth of the Extinction of Suffering, the Noble Truth of the Path that
leads to the Extinction of Suffering.
As long as the absolutely true knowledge and insight as regards
these Four Noble Truths was not quite clear in me, so long was I not
sure, whether I had won that supreme Enlightenment which is
unsurpassed in all the world with its heavenly beings, evil spirits
and gods, amongst all the hosts of ascetics and priests, heavenly
beings and men. But as soon as the absolutely true knowledge and
insight as regards these Four Noble Truths had become perfectly
clear in me, there arose in me the assurance that I had won that
supreme Enlightenment unsurpassed.
And I discovered that-profound truth, so difficult to perceive,
difficult to understand, tranquilizing and sublime, which is not to be
gained by mere reasoning, and is visible only to the wise.
The world, however, is given to pleasure, delighted with pleasure,
enchanted with pleasure. Verily, such beings will hardly understand
the law of conditionality, the Dependent Origination of every thing;
incomprehensible to them will also be the end of all formations, the
forsaking of every substratum of rebirth, the fading away of
craving; detachment, extinction, Nirvana.
Yet there are beings whose eyes are only a little covered with dust:
they will understand the truth.

EDITED BY ADMIN: COPYRIGHT

http://www.vigitron.com/

:shrug:

n/t

but exceeds in his actions.


There it is, part of a quote from Confucius.

This thread couldn't have come at a better time. :D

hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey hockey


:hippie:

http://forums.domestictunerz.com/index.php?showtopic=11841 last thing I copied was the link asking questions about it on another board.

I always say yes to American TV because how else are Americans going to hear about radical notions like feeding the poor and sheltering the gentle, or letting black people vote in Florida?

from "My Fox Trot with Bill O'Reilly" by Heather Mallick

the national and world agencies that track such things

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=578&e=1&u=/nm/20040501/ts_nm/iraq_prison_report_dc

Apparently, it was today's headline on Buzzflash. Extremely disturbing.:-(

When is enough, enough?

I got the call from Joel McCarty this evening that Emma picked up her
final 2 points today in Kentucky under Mr. Houston Clark. Emma just
turned two. She started her career less than a year ago winning two
points under breeder judge Guy Jeavons prior to undressing for the
summer. Thank you to handlers Nick Joines & Joel McCarty, and Jane
Hammett for her presentation this Spring, and to the judges that
appreciated her quality.

she is 18 months old and a sweetie. My mom showed dogs and is a top breeder in Saluki's so I only keep pet quality pups, but i really like this little sheltie girl Sadie

31 When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his throne in heavenly glory.
32 All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats.
33 He will put the sheep on his right and the goats on his left.

34 Then the King will say to those on his right, "Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world.
35 For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in,
36 I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me."

37 Then the righteous will answer him, "Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink?
38 When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you?
39 When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?"
40 The King will reply, "I tell you the truth, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of mine, you did for me."

41 Then he will say to those on his left, "Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels.
42 For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink,
43 I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me."

44 They also will answer, "Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?"
45 He will reply, "I tell you the truth, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me."
46 Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.

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ar, kr, ne, xe

SoCal women out to prove football is not simply a man's game

The Associated Press
Last Updated 9:20 am PDT Sunday, May 2, 2004

IRVINE, Calif. (AP) - For Michelle Macchiaroli, the attraction to football is simple.
"I just wanna hit people," the Santa Ana police officer said with a grin.

That's just what she got to do Saturday, when she and six other women tried out for the Orange County Breakers of the fledgling National Women's Football Association. Macchiaroli and the other six made it, but whether they'll get to play a down for the Breakers remains to be seen. So far the team has no stadium, no training facilities and is 28 players short of fielding a full NWFA roster.

snip...
At 5-feet-2 and 115 pounds, Tessier looked a bit on the small side, but some of the men who turned out to cheer the women on said football is about more than just size.

"I think the agility, flexibility and higher tolerance for pain that women have will definitely be beneficial for them to play football," said Jason Rogers, a friend of Jackson's.


more... http://sacbee.com/state_wire/story/9151123p-10076661c.html

Posted it in the California forum earlier

“leave this one.”

is what's on my clipboard.

http://www.jerrybrito.com/archives/politics.shtml


a Cato Institute employee who hates Bush.. I found it accidentally while looking for dinosaur pictures:)

Quagmire

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dammit!! i rebooted since then!

it was..

www.landoverbaptist.com

I hereby propose a wager:

Any Lakerfans that want to take me up on it, post in this thread. If the Spurs win, you have to change your avatar to the Spurs logo for one month. If the Lakers win, I will don a Lakers avatar for one month. That's the series, of course, not just the first game.

Any takers?

because there was nothing to paste. :shrug:

Uh oh. My bird is hollering now; it's time to feed her.

I just cleared my clipboard history

:headbang:

Gap Band IV ~~ Total Experience ~~ 1982
Charlie Wilson~Lonnie Simmons~Rudy Taylor

You were the one that changed my world...
You were the one for me...
You lit the fuse...I stand accused...
You were the first for me...
But you turned me out...baby...

You dropped a bomb on me...baby...
You dropped a bomb on me...but you turned me on...baby....
You dropped a bomb on me...baby...
You dropped a bomb on me....

You were my thrills...you were my pills...
You dropped a bomb on me...
You turn me out...you turn me on...
You turned me loose...then you turned me wrong....

You dropped a bomb on me...baby...
You dropped a bomb on me....

Just like Adam and Eve...said you’d set me free...
You took me to the sky...I’d never been so high...
You were my pills...you were my thrills..
You were my hope...baby...you were my smoke...

You dropped a bomb..hey...babe...
You dropped a bomb on me...

We were in motion...felt like an ocean...
You were the one for me...
You were the first explosion...turned out to be corrosion...
You were the first for me...
But you turned me out...baby...

You dropped a bomb on me...baby...
You dropped a bomb on me...
You dropped a bomb on me...baby...
You dropped a bomb on me...

I...I...I...
I...I...I...won’t forget it...
I...I...I...
I...I...I...won’t forget it...

You dropped a bomb on me...baby...
You dropped a bomb on me...
You dropped a bomb on me...baby
You dropped a bomb on me...

I...I...I....
I...I...I won’t forget it....
I...I...I....
I...I...I won’t forget it....

You turned me out...you turned me on...
And then you dropped me to the ground...
You dropped a bomb on me...

You turned me out...you turned me on...
And then you dropped me to the ground...
You dropped a bomb on me...

John Greenleaf Whittier (1807-1892) wrote, "For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'"

I'm screwing with my sig line yet again

Silly thing that drives me absolutely up a freaking tree number 1208: Referring to Frankenstein's Monster as Frankenstein. This is simply not accurate. It bothers the ever-loving crap out of me. I can't stand it when people do it, especially on a TV ad or in print or in some official capacity where there ought to be some type of quality control. Frankenstein is the scientist who created the monster, the monster is Frankenstein's Monster!

Thank you.



(I used her original text and then revised as needed)

pasting into internet job site applications over and over and over and over again this past week after being laid off (I've removed my name and contact information, and the names of my employers, for obvious reasons)! Doesn't seem to be doing much good, though, since I haven't yet had any responses.

OBJECTIVE
A position as a Paralegal with an organization offering challenge and responsibility

SUMMARY OF SKILLS
· Enthusiastic, dedicated, innovative paralegal with nine years of experience seeks opportunity to demonstrate superior legal research and writing skills, combined with excellent verbal and written communications skills, strong investigative, analytical, organizational, and computer skills, and the ability to utilize creativity and flexibility to develop legal strategies for approaching cases and solving problems.

SUMMARY OF QUALIFICATIONS
· Thorough, detailed knowledge of legal terminology in most areas of law practice, including litigation, real estate, business, bankruptcy and domestic relations. Extensive knowledge of and experience in researching and drafting legal pleadings and documents and managing caseloads. Continual attendance at paralegal seminars in order to increase knowledge and sharpen skills and abilities, including the following: Advanced Issues in Legal Technology for the Ohio Paralegal; Advanced Legal Drafting for Ohio Paralegals; Mastering the Trial Notebook in Ohio; The Ohio Paralegal’s Role in Corporate Maintenance

EMPLOYMENT
________________________________________

Paralegal: 2001 - 2004
· Developed and implemented an Internet Public Records Research Manual. Assisted in the preparation of commercial and residential purchase agreements, business contracts, condominium documents, deeds, wills, and letters. Performed legal research and prepared legal pleadings. Assisted in the incorporation of business organizations, UCC filings, and the maintenance of corporate records. Communicated extensively with clients and attorneys.

________________________________________________________
Investigator III: 1996 - 2000
· Researched names for county/federal criminal, civil, and bankruptcy records. Interpreted and wrote retrieved records in presentation format for clients. Investigated information needed on records by contacting courts, jails, etc., nationwide. Developed and implemented manual for usage in interpreting and transcribing retrieved records.

___________________________________________________________
Paralegal Intern: 1995 - 1995
· Researched and wrote briefs, motions and office memos. Composed medical summaries and organized litigation files. Assisted with the discovery process, including depositions. Communicated with clients, attorneys, witnesses, and expert witnesses.

EDUCATION
Kent State University; Kent, Ohio
B.A.: History; Minor: Sociology, 1990
· Assistant Editor, The New Kent Quarterly. Member of the Student Senate Polling and Research Committee, Speakers and Topics Committee, and the All Campus Programming Board.

Lakeland Community College, Kirtland, Ohio
Certificate, Paralegal Studies, 1995
GPA: 3.6; Major GPA: 3.6.
· Staff Researcher and Writer, The Lakelander. Member of the Student Paralegal Association.

http://cora.blogspot.com/

She's one of the good guys, by the way.

http://www.insightmag.com/news/2000/01/31/FairComment/Poor-ReadingInstruction.Methods.Keep.Many.Students.Illiterate-210482.shtml

One of my sources for the paper I'm working on. I'm doing the Works Cited page even though I've only just fininished my first paragraph. I figure that if I don't use one of sources I list, that I can just go in and delete it.

the first is a verb, and the second is a pronoun.

Each twin is estimated to be worth more than $150 million.

DENON Personal Component Stereo

http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,12271,1033904,00.html :)

Many of their speaking engagements have to do with communicating their successful initiatives in Cost and Performance Management

What does Al Qaeda and the Republican party have in common?

They both hate us for our freedoms.

Water condensed from atmospheric vapor and falling in drops.

Utterly Deadly Chocolate Cake, Pecan Pie, Coconut Cream Pie

That's the last thing *somebody* here pasted! (I work part-time at a hotel with a very good restaurant).

Dirk

From a PM to a friend.

The risks involved with using an external contractor to manage information processing facilities should be identified in advance, and appropriate controls agreed with the contractor and incorporated into the contract.

And what the hell am I doing posting on DU when I should be working?
Carol