How long was before you passed gas in front of your signifigant other?

Mobius

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Sun May-02-04 09:14 PM
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Poll question: How long was before you passed gas in front of your signifigant other?

How long was before you passed gas in front of your signifigant other?(from the time you started seeing eachother romantically)

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Mobius

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Sun May-02-04 09:20 PM
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1. 1 hour????

please say it aint so! LMAO

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daveskilt

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Sun May-02-04 09:34 PM
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2. are you kidding - its how I say hello! nt

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Gothic Sponge

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Sun May-02-04 09:41 PM
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3. 30 seconds is my record

Same as my record for lasting at sex. ;)

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Mobius

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Sun May-02-04 09:47 PM
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5. are you lonely?

:shrug:

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Gothic Sponge

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Sun May-02-04 09:50 PM
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6. Lonely?

God YES! :(

.....FART!

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Mobius

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Sun May-02-04 09:55 PM
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7. well then stop farting so much

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Career Prole

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Sun May-02-04 09:42 PM
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4. Over a year, easily...

When we were dating if I had to fart I'd excuse myself to the bathroom and dawdle a suitable amount of time.
Then I'd flush to get that noise, then crank the faucets up full blast, then "set it free" a bubble or two at a time. Sort of a "pip....pip....pip..." instead of a "BRRRRRAAAPP!"
She didn't know I even made gas until well after the honeymoon, much less passed it.
13 years later the "dutch oven" isn't even crossing the line of common decency.
I should be shot at dawn. I am indeed a pig.

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rumguy

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Sun May-02-04 09:55 PM
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8. I've never really been into farting in front of a girlfriend...

I'm not hung up on it, I just don't usually do it...

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daveskilt

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Sun May-02-04 10:53 PM
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9. some people (eproctophiliacs) are quite keen on it I hear. nt

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BiggJawn

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Sun May-02-04 11:15 PM
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10. Been together almost 6 years. She has yet to hear me warn off shipping.

Good thing we don't live together. I get a good head of steam up, I sound like the old SF Bay foghorn.

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kodi

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Sun May-02-04 11:28 PM
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11. you mean from the time she recognized one or just a silent one?

when we first dated she said i used to smile a lot.

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