Post your Conservative/Republican jokes here:

"I suppose I can understand the callous, selfish disregard of the conservatives. It is their pride in it that passes me by."
Rack Jite

A republican found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said : "I will grant you one wish." He said : "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him smarter. The next day he became a Democrat.

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid, it is true that most stupid people are conservative."
John Stuart Mill

"By now we should all know that being a conservative means never having to say you're sorry. "
Joe Conason

"Republicans want to punish work and reward wealth; hence the high payroll tax and the low dividend tax. Said one Bush economic adviser, if we can't help wealthy investors and screw working people, what's the point in being a Republican?"
Paul Begala

"I will make a bargain with the Republicans. If they will stop telling lies about Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them."
Adlai Stevenson

source:
http://pearly230.tripod.com/htmls/conservative-jokes.html

A: Because they don't want to see the person they're with having a good time.

The name alone causes me fits of laughter!

:kick:

and by that token, you also know your a republican if you fear ALOT. :)

:kick: cause it's my thread damn it!

The Bucket.

is a conservative Republican joke! :P

and the boat is leaking. Who gets saved?


































The American People!