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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 12:53 PM
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Mrs. Betty Bowers asks: "Is President Bush a homo?"

http://www.bettybowers.com/isbushgay.html

Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals asks what conservative Christians throughout America are demanding to know: Is President Bush A Homo?

We at Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals have BASHed enough so-called "gays" with the blunt love of Jesus to know how to spot deviants across a crowded sale at Saks. Outside of Italian shoes, nothing sends up a rainbow-colored flare that you are dealing with a flaming homosexual more reliably than when a man breathlessly gushes the word "faaabulous!" When a Christian lady hears this word outside of her hair salon or florist, she instinctively reaches for the Bible tracts in her purse because she knows a nancy boy is within throwing range.

"It's been a fabulous year for Laura and me."

-- George W. Bush., three months after the World Trade Center towers went down.

Therefore, conservative Christians throughout the land have become increasingly uncomfortable as they dutifully mask each awkward pause with a flurry of polite applause and yells of "more wars!" during President Bush's somewhat laborious attempts at speaking. While Tony Blair may have mastered the Queen's English, our President's vocabulary calls to mind any number of queens' English. Even our least vigilant Republican social commandos have noticed that Mr. Bush has been peppering his otherwise delightful litany of patriotic jingoism and pleasantly embroidered CIA-intelligence recaps with the effeminate mating call "fabulous" -- three giddy syllables that are tantamount to coyly cooing, "Hello, sailor!"
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southpaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 01:00 PM
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1. Fabulous...
Landover Baptist rocks...
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goclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 01:04 PM
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2. Interesting


I really would be sick at heart if any of this is true.
The way that GWB supports "marriage between a man and a woman" and all of his other crap.

The article had a quote from Barbara Bush in 1954 (?) is that true?
Did she call her child a sissy?

Hummmm
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 01:06 PM
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3. Somehow, I doubt that one is real.
"I don't give a good goddamn if you want to be a cheerleader. Your father and I have decided you are going to play sports, like all the other little boys, mister sissy britches. Now get your hands off of your damned hips, you little pansy, and fetch me a scotch on the rocks!"

-- Mrs. George H. W. (Barbara) Bush, 1954
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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 01:10 PM
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4. After seeing Vito on the Soprano's last night...
Edited on Mon May-03-04 01:11 PM by trumad
anythings possible...
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TX-RAT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 02:28 PM
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13. No kidding
Didn't see that one coming.
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 01:17 PM
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8. I never met a repressed, self-loathing
...right wing closet queen who didn't support all this stuff...for other people.

They not only have a deep-seated phobia about their own homosexuality, they spill it over into a loathing of everything even slightly associated with women or sex, and an exaggerated machismo they probably feel will throw folks off the scent.
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 03:19 PM
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16. Betty Bowers is a put-on. Part of Landover Baptist, which is also a put on
They also started a site dedicated to taking down Landover Baptist, which was also (guess what) a put-on. All brilliantly done, though; they fool folks all the time.
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toddzilla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 01:11 PM
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5. it's a satire site people..
go to the website and read. although fundies are crazy enough to make you think it's a real site, it isn't.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 01:14 PM
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6. Who were you addressing?
I think everyone is vaguely aware this is satire. Why the Hell do you think I posted it in the Lounge?
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toddzilla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 01:24 PM
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9. goclark
i know you are aware of it.


i'm cranky..

you all suck.

:crazy:
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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 01:16 PM
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7. LOL
No really?
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 01:44 PM
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10. Yes, it's very amusing
...to bash someone by accusing him of being gay.
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smirkymonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 02:05 PM
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11. Betty Bowers is a Better Christian than You
...one of my all-time favorite websites! Check it out - it's hysterical.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 02:26 PM
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12. Our Great pResident Bush is not a homo so stop saying that!
Human beings are Homo sapiens. The scientific name for the chimp is Pan troglodytes :evilgrin:
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 02:42 PM
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14. I know its supposed to be funny to call him a "homo"
Edited on Mon May-03-04 02:43 PM by Rowdyboy
I just can't join in the "good-natured" fun that thinks calling people homo and fag is clever, even in satire.

I'm obviously a little too dated to fully appreciate what passes for humor today. Satire is supposed to use a scalpel to slice, not a chain-saw
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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-03-04 02:54 PM
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15. chain-saw is appropriate for the boy king
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