Which would you rather be, a Vampire or a Zombie?

The Lone Liberal

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Mon May-03-04 05:31 PM
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Poll question: Which would you rather be, a Vampire or a Zombie?

Edited on Mon May-03-04 05:32 PM by The Lone Liberal

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Angelus

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Mon May-03-04 05:32 PM
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1. A vampire!

Edited on Mon May-03-04 05:32 PM by Angelus

A vampire may be dead, but at least he/she has brains, powers, and aren't in the process of decomposition.

Zombies are walking decomposing corpses and that's it.

Edit: Who would've thunk I would've wanted to be a vampire over a zombie? :evilgrin:

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Book Lover

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Mon May-03-04 05:33 PM
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2. Though I'd have to give up garlic

Vampire is the only realistic option. No matter what the movie is, the zombie is dumber than the vampire, who also gets to fly and live forever.

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Zomby Woof

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Mon May-03-04 05:33 PM
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3. my complexion is just fine!

:grr:

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greatauntoftriplets

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Mon May-03-04 05:34 PM
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4. Hey!

I work in a corporate environment. Door # 3. Would go wash the blood off my eyeteeth, but took the day off.

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TN al

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Mon May-03-04 05:34 PM
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5. I would think that if you had to be a monster that...

...a werewolf would be far and away the coolest thing to be. Remember Jack Nicholson and Michelle Pfeiffer?

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SarahB

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Mon May-03-04 05:35 PM
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6. Vampire

They're sexier and smarter. :7

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jonnyblitz

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Mon May-03-04 05:36 PM
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7. vampire. I have a neck thing. seriously. necks are hot. n/t

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Blue-Jay

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Mon May-03-04 05:38 PM
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8. Who in the hell would wanna be a smelly zombie?

Vampire, of course! They're suave and know how to dress. Plus, I could live the rest of my (undead) life without looking in a mirror.

Waitaminute..... How in the hell do vampires shave?

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Zomby Woof

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Mon May-03-04 05:40 PM
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9. until you have tasted brains

You have no idea what a thrill being a Zomby is.

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robertpaulsen

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Mon May-03-04 05:43 PM
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10. Voted against Cheney

Just like I will in November.

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m-jean03

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Mon May-03-04 07:05 PM
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11. Can I pick werewolf?

Like that girl in Angel, I'd only have to be locked up for a few days a month, otherwise I could live a fairly normal life.

Of course, the vampire's immortality would be tempting... Old Anne Rice fan here... But I would probably be a pathetic, weeping rat eater like Louis, I am afraid.. Too much conscience:)

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Ladyhawk

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Mon May-03-04 07:16 PM
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12. I could go hang out with Louis and Lestat. Vampire! (nt)

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Ladyhawk

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Mon May-03-04 08:24 PM
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13. One more thing: I'd only feed on neoconservatives.

I bet they taste good after getting hammered.

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Angelus

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Mon May-03-04 08:29 PM
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14. Pfft...Louis and Lestat have nothing compared to Angelus!

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MrSlayer

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Mon May-03-04 10:00 PM
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15. Vampires are far superior to zombies as far as supernatural power.

Vampires can turn into bats and wolves, are immortal except for a few restrictions, think for themselves, have great charming ability and drain life force. Zombies are mindless, shambling corpses in various states of decay that are fairly easy to kill and have no special abilities. It's better to be a Death Knight, Lich or Spectre than a Vampire but they have it all over Zombies.

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LastKnight

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Mon May-03-04 10:02 PM
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16. after reading 'itnerview with the vampire' thiers no question...

id be a vampire...

style and immortality... what more can you ask for?

-LK

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