I am a dirty old man

I have a confession to make. I was at the Compusa this past weekend. I was strolling by the notebook computer section and I spotted a pair of those jeans , what are they "low riders" or hip huggers, whatever. Then I noticed the young lady had spray painted her shirt on, or so it appeared. Nothing was left to the imagination at all. I decided I would stop looking at the computers for a while as there was something better to glance at.
Then I noticed a fella standing next to her that appeared to be her father. He was giving me the evil eye. I wasn't being too obvious, just glancing over. I felt like such a pervert, but she was dressed like a hooker, I couldn't help but look. I guess she was 16 or 17.

Thats it, I am officialy a "Dirty old man"!

of parent lets his 16 year old out with such a tight shirt on?

Plenty of people on DU do that to me. :eyes: It's kinda creepy but uh... you didn't KNOW. So it's OK.

Is that good? Am I stalking yet?

I was never good at stalking or cyber! I give up, your right, your scaring me! Im sorry!

I told you I ain't too good at either! Ok I will need you to get somebody to take some photos of you from outside your windows and then e-mail them to me. That should cover the creepy part of the process. I drive a small japanese sedan, white in color. That should cover the following you around part of the stalking process. (seems like I see them everywhere)
Am I scary yet?

And no, my bedroom window is covered in vines.

I am a whole lot worse than I thought I was at this stalking thing!

time every morning...with the same route...and I also go to every meet-up for Dean...my District's meetings which are publizied.

He has the same right to stalk you as any hetro!

My sexual persuasion has NOTHING to do with my right to stalk. I'm calling the ACLU pronto.

extra twenty bucks.

So, um, what's yer sign?

<lecherous grin>

;-)

you don't metastasize. I'm a very possessive stalker.

:P

That's fantastic! And biking in that Phoenix summer heat'll do it to ya'.

and I want to be thinner for him...And I know the arguements...

always knows the arguments. I'm not here to argue, hon. I'm stalking you, remember?

;-)

skinny (like that would ever happen) for a man! I like having a stalker!

;-)

At least you don't send me PMs asking for nude pictures and then claim it was only a joke! (true story)

move on to plan B.

:loveya:

been tombstoned?

He apologized (and he didn't know) but the other guy who was bothering me was tombstoned.

How was the R.I.P. guy pestering you?

The tombstoned guy kept asking me for a link to the gallery and was like aw you're too sweet not to give me the link, blah blah

So I told GregW about it and a couple days later he was outta here. :D

Your membership card is in the mail and we meet alternate thursdays at 8:00pm.

I'm a 42 year old gay man who lives in a small beach/university town. Downtown is nothing but shirtless skaters, students and surfers (the big 3 S's). My other friend and I just sit on a park bench and make little whimpering noises to ourselves as they walk by.

Sitting on a park bench
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
Snot runing down his nose
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes
Hey Aqualung!

Then it would be official.

:spank:

Nah, it's not your fault. If a parent is there, he/she should be more mindful of what the kid is wearing.

Before I get flamed: I would NEVER say that a woman "deserved" to get raped based on what she was wearing. Ever.

But I was a 14, 15, 16.. etc. year-old girl, and I dressed so that I'd get the attention of boys. At the time, I didn't know that their FATHERS would also be checking me out. Ewwww.

I now have two small girls. When they get older (hell, these days, "older" is 8!), I'm going to let them know that when dressing to turn-on high school boys, they're also turning on those boys' dads.

Am I insane?

lol

totally ignorant (as all of us were before becoming parents) of the sheer hard slog it is being a parent. And that doesn't include the emotional monster roller coaster that is mandatory on the parental ticket.

Or, as I told a forty-eight year old who was trying to become pregnant (her first two children are now in their twenties) as she drooled over a beautiful and sweet toddler, "Yes, they are sooo adorable at that age. You just want to pick them up and have a dozen or so of them. Whenever you start to feel that way, try to remember the diapers." :evilgrin: I also suggested that she urge her twenty something children to produce some offspring. Grandchildren can be enjoyed to the hilt, and when they get fussy and fractious or need a change, they can always be handed back to mommy and daddy...

with my sister and even with me.

but now I know.
8 years, then again 4 years later
both girls
both way too cute

because the second you do not they wander out to the pool and get killed?

I am sure some of the older ladies have checked out the Bag boys at the sac-o-food once in a while! EEWWWWW!

it was her father?
Could have been the 'boyfriend/sugardaddy in which case you are the younger stud rival!
:think:

dp

He had Dad written all over him.

when I can check out a 16 year old and not feel creepy.

I'm 24.

Not that I'd ever do anything with a 16 year old, of course.

but that little girl should not be allowed to dress like that


The funniest thing I ever saw was when my grand daughter was about 16. She was in my back yard in her bathing suit (two piece) getting ready to go swimmimg and the old fart across the channel ran his lawn mower right over te edge gawking at her. He has a helluva time getting his mower out of the channel

And I LIKE IT!!! LOL :evilgrin:
Duckie

women are to be admired and men are to be taken advantage of. That's why god created boobies and wallets.

:)

last year, I was downtown in my little town. A 16-year old nymphet wearing a tiny tube top, painted-on jeans with beautiful long brown hair (hell.. I'm gay and *I* couldn't stop looking at her) was standing right by the street, eating a lollipop.

I mean REALLY eating this lollipop.

I was on a nearby bench (probably whimpering as surfers walked by) and I counted at least 5 hard screeches of tires from near-accidents all caused by rubbernecking men. I had to give the girl props. I hope she uses her powers for good and not evil.