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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 10:56 PM
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I spent $98,000 on a new car to compensate for my penis & bragged about it
Bite me if you don't like it.

:silly:
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efhmc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 10:57 PM
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1. Did it work?
eom
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Semi_subversive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 10:58 PM
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2. You could have bought
three classic cars and a penis extension for that much!
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 10:58 PM
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3. Horrors! Don't get any cottage cheese and scrambled eggs on the
seats!! :evilgrin:
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:00 PM
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4. I can't afford to eat anymore.
Fuckin' car payments...what was I thinking?!?
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:00 PM
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5. C'mon over. I'll fry you up some okra.
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:10 PM
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16. some...okra?
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:41 PM
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35. okra=love
I don't know who that chick is you posted.:evilgrin:
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:02 PM
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8. Payments?
I paid cash.

You might wanna read the thread.
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:05 PM
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10. Thanks...
...but I think your subject line said it all. ;-)
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:07 PM
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13. ah...
that's where thinking fails.

Why not read the thread before parodying it?

As far as I know, Paragon, we've always gotten along fine. If you read the whole thread, you'll see WHY it was posted, and what it's in response to.

Or... you can just be nasty for the fun of it. Your call.
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:12 PM
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19. Thread parody is Lounge de riguer, right?
I wouldn't get too twisted up about it. There's enough generated angst floating around already. :-)
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:15 PM
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25. well..
yes, I love parody as much as anyone. But his/her title was meant to be a personal insult to me.

I'm not bent out of shape, but I would prefer that he/she read the thread in question before getting insulting.
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:16 PM
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29. I give you permission to parody my okra threads/Packer threads/kid
threads at any time. :-)
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:13 PM
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22. Or...
...you can stop taking yourself so seriously and have a little fun with this.

You're awfully cranky for having a lot of money. If you were more of a broke-ass lazy slob like myself, you might enjoy yourself a little more.

:silly:
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:16 PM
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28. hey!
I *AM* a lazy slob!

I've been unemployed since January.

And I'm really not too cranky, if you'd take the time to get to know me. But the thread title *IS* something of a personally-directed insult. At least that's how I read it.

Let's be friends, OK?
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:38 PM
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33. What the world...needs now...
...is love...sweet love...

No, not just for some...but for everyone.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:40 PM
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34. hrmm....
ok... NOW I hate you for putting that damned song in my head.

well at least it replaced 99 Luftballoons...
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Keithpotkin Donating Member (191 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:00 PM
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6. DING!
.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:01 PM
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7. I have other ways to compensate for a penis
PM me and I'll tell you all about it but you have to tell me whether or not you are wearing underwear :evilgrin:
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:02 PM
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9. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:06 PM
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11. Considering I'm running against you as the DU lesbian...
...er...I'll have a committee drawn up to investigate these so-called "other ways" you claim.
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wellstone_democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:08 PM
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14. You talk to me Paragon, I'm her campaign manager
self appointed and self important but hey, that's me!

i thought though that the campaign was for "evil DU liberal lesbian" was I misinformed?
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wellstone_democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:07 PM
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12. This is why the Lounge has a bad rep!
Keep up the good work! :evilgrin:
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:10 PM
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17. I can devolve any conversation that will have me as a participant
I have a PHD IN BS...so there!
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HalfManHalfBiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:09 PM
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15. I bought a mini cooper to compensate for my penis
I can barely fit into the car.
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:12 PM
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21. My friend bought her husband a remote control mini cooper. I wonder
what that means???
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HalfManHalfBiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:26 PM
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32. The most difficult question I have heard in several months
I have a hard time relating remote control devices to nads. Tell him to be very careful.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:13 PM
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23. hrmmm.....
so by the logic expressed on these boards... you must be hung HUGE!

You busy tomorrow night? ;)
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Quahog Donating Member (704 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-19-03 09:20 AM
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39. ROFLMAO!!
Now THAT's funny! Hope that thing has a tilt steering wheel!!
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:11 PM
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18. Please if men were really compensating for their penises
they would all be buying busses. :D
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:16 PM
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27. My new ride
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:12 PM
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20. I spent $98,000 on my penis, it's as big as a car
:eyes:
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:20 PM
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30. Damn....energy conservation really is for sissies
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LincolnMcGrath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:14 PM
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24. Question?
Can a well hung man have extravagant lavish items if they can afford them?
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wellstone_democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:20 PM
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31. No, the other "little" men have ruined it for him
But, hey, thanks for playing!
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dweller Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-03 11:16 PM
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26. considering so little can be learned from someone
by one simple fact, i'll tiptoe out on my limb and state.

a fool and his money are soon parted.
and i would have expected to hear about it, since talking the talk is sooo much easier than walking the walk.

later,
dp
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catpower2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-19-03 08:58 AM
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36. ROFL
Hmm, each day that goes on, I like you more.
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mrbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-19-03 09:03 AM
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37. a tax question
assuming this car is in californa.

what would the total amount of fees and taxes be?

registration is one thing. are cars taxed as property in california?
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slappypan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-19-03 09:11 AM
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38. ... only $98,000?
sneering at the pathetic poor person
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