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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-05-04 11:18 AM
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The Dimpled Duckling of all CAPTIONS!!! (ahhhhhh . . . goo alert!)


W. is "thinking": "How am I going to bring it up again? She said she'd slap me silly if I ever mention Wad again. Oh yeah, now I remember

Ah, Condie. I know what you said, but please listen just for a moment. You might change
your mind about everything! Think of a chant: We're all ducks! We're all ducks! . . . Get it?
The first letter of the words spell W.A.D. That's Wad! Wow! Is that a coincidence or what?
And even if they chant "We are all ducks!' then that's just like stretching out WAAD! Wow!
With fate like that, I'd sure rethink my position if I were you, you bet. . . . So how 'bout it?

Yeah. That outta work."
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LionInWinter Donating Member (344 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-05-04 11:27 AM
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1. By all that is holy - STOP SHORT!!!
O8)
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-05-04 12:09 PM
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2. Leave the driving to Dubya....and Jack Daniels
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-05-04 12:13 PM
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3. "Uh, thanks for driving, Ed. I didn't want Laura behind the wheel."
"You know, cuz of the manslaughter and all."
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-05-04 12:14 PM
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4. Is W. holding a French flag?
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-05-04 12:19 PM
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5. "If we make this jump, I'll get to sleep with that Sandra Bullock
chick, just like in the movie. And then I'll say it's a left-wing liberal smear made up just to make me look like Clinton!"
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regularguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-05-04 12:25 PM
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6. "Ok, make a right...two more rights...bear right..ok now a hard right"...
Edited on Wed May-05-04 12:26 PM by regularguy
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-05-04 01:55 PM
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7. what W sees ... what we see ...
Edited on Wed May-05-04 02:23 PM by cosmicdot
<----- what W sees

<----- what we see

is that Al Gore driving the bus ... it's like a Twilight Zone episode for W
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