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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-05-04 01:46 PM
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Worst FINGER ever
I go for the ring finger. It never appealed to me. Its clumsy and only good for ornamentation.
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KissMyAsscroft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-05-04 01:46 PM
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1. Pinky.

What's it good for? And it rhymes with stinky.
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-05-04 01:47 PM
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3. And pinky rings are so darned tacky looking.
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GumboYaYa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-05-04 01:47 PM
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4. Ah yes, but it also rhymes with "kinky."
Nevertheless, it is the most useless of the fingers.
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-05-04 01:47 PM
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2. thumb
it's not even a finger, that's how bad it is.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-05-04 01:52 PM
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5. good point that's almot as bad as being a toe
sheesh
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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-05-04 03:24 PM
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8. What are you crazy???
The opposable thumb is what separated us from lower creatures....

I think the worst finger is the blood one lying on the floor after you have been using a circular saw.....
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pscot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-05-04 03:21 PM
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6. Ya need 'em all
if yer gonna play the piano.
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-05-04 03:23 PM
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7. This one
http://www.misternicehands.com/
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 07:27 AM
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9. WOW
That's a proud finger. That's the index finger - most noble and curious of all fingers. I can't be with you on that, sorry.
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 10:18 AM
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16. Just don't pull it
aka click on it.
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 07:37 AM
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10. I agree, CST. I can't even move it independently of my other
fingers. What a useless shit-ass finger.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 07:49 AM
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11. Damn right!!!
Edited on Thu May-06-04 07:49 AM by ChavezSpeakstheTruth
I'd off the buggers but the whole searing pain and possibility of bleeding to death thing stops me every time.
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 07:58 AM
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13. I keep mine around as a holder of my ring.
Otherwise I'd have the ladies swarming all over me. But I'm thinking of cutting the right one off.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:05 AM
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14. Yeah - I'm due to put a ring on my left one soon
so I'll reluctantly keep it!
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 10:16 AM
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15. Congrats to ya!
:toast:
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 12:05 PM
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20. Thank you kindly!
If you ever meet my future missus you'd see how lucky I am.

her, not so much!

:)
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 12:42 PM
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21. I'm in the same boat, friend.
My wife is way outta my league...and she makes a lot more money than I do.

:)
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 12:50 PM
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22. Isn't that the best?
A virtual hi five, man!!!

:toast:
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 10:30 AM
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17. You Could If You Played Piano or Guitar
I have total independence of all 10 fingers, simply because at some point, i had to learn to. Kind of hard to be a good piano player if one of your fingers can't work on its own.

I need all 10 of my fingers, and i will not demean any of them. I don't want them getting mad at me. Bad notes, not my fault! My fingers are angry! Yeah, that's it!

The Professor
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 11:07 AM
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18. I wish that were true.
I'm actually a pretty decent piano player, but I still have limited independent movement of my ring finger. I can move it up and down, but that's about it.

But that brings me to another complaint: I suck at guitar because I have really short fingers, making the ubiquitous barre chords next to impossible for me to master.

:(
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Champ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 07:51 AM
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12. My right pinky
I lost track of how many times I broke it.
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 11:10 AM
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19. This one:
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 01:06 PM
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23. Badfinger.
Worst thing ever associated with the Beatles.

Okay, second-worst, behind Wings.
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Angelus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 01:12 PM
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24. Hehehe....
:evilgrin:
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