Why does it hurt when i pee?

Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don’t want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
’n’ grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the
Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...when i
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?


Frank Zappa

Maybe that's it?

in view of what Frank died of

Sad. He was a great musician and a great voice of the left.

Brings a tear to my eye...

I always wanted to play it for the last dance.....

But "...Hurt when I Pee" as the last dance?!?!?!

L O fucking L!!!

:headbang:

that and Shiek Yerbouti got me through community college.

through the terrible blight.
That you caught from that (guy/chick)
that you went home with last night....

Your urethra's aflame
as you think back in shame
to the big tray of shots
that you sadly try to blame.

Oh, say, does the clinic open this early?
Cause it really, really hurts, and I'm start-ing to worry.


There, now you'll be able to enjoy the National Anthem again.

But some of the YCDTOSA's were good.

Here's another... I think it's hilarious that Universal Studios Theme Park is using this one in their commercials...

Surrender

Cheap Trick
Words and music by rick nielsen

Mother told me, yes, she told me I’d meet girls like you.
She also told me, stay away, you’ll never know what you’ll catch.
Just the other day I heard of a soldier's falling off...
Some indonesian junk that’s going round.

Mommy’s alright, daddy’s alright, they just seem a little weird.
Surrender, surrender, but don’t give yourself away, ay, ay, ay.

Father says, your mother’s right, she’s really up on things.
Before we married, mommy served in the wacs in the philippines.
Now, I had heard the wacs recruited old maids for the war.
But mommy isn’t one of those, I’ve known her all these years.

Mommy’s alright, daddy’s alright, they just seem a little weird.
Surrender, surrender, but don’t give yourself away, ay, ay, ay.

Whatever happened to all this season’s losers of the year?
Ev’ry time I got to thinking, where’d they disappear?
When I woke up, mom and dad are rolling on the couch.
Rolling numbers, rock and rolling, got my kiss records out.

Mommy’s alright, daddy’s alright, they just seem a little weird.
Surrender, surrender, but don’t give yourself away, ay, ay, ay.

Away.
Away.

:)

the Voodoo Butter Underpants...

you ever had a urologist give you a cystoscopy?

You don't wanna know about it.

explain it.

If I participate in this thread?

:silly: