Ok I'll confess I'm racist.. - Democratic Underground

noahmijo

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Thu May-06-04 05:37 PM
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Ok I'll confess I'm racist..

I'm racist against those oompa loompas man you know those little freak midgets that work Wonka's chocolate factory? see that job used to belong to ME mang, ME I used to work the pumps in that chocolate pond of his. I had benefits too man, I got free candy whenever I wanted you name it.

But noooooo those damn little oompa loompa freaks from oompa looma land and they tell old man Wonka that they'll work for a fraction of what I make and they won't demand free chocolate and boom! I'm out of a job, and the kids are bustin my balls cause I don't bring free candy home anymore.

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Mattforclark

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Thu May-06-04 05:39 PM
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1. Oompa loompas are cool

And actually, they are quite well paid and well treated.

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Cooley Hurd

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Thu May-06-04 05:40 PM
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2. This probably should be in the Lounge...

...just an FYI.:hi:

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noahmijo

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Thu May-06-04 05:42 PM
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3. Sorry my bad!

:silly:

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tom_paine

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Thu May-06-04 05:44 PM
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4. hey! I'm from the OLADL (Oompa Loompa Anti Defamamtion League)

I must insists you CEASE and DESIST (viz and to wit) your derrogatory remarks about a fine upstanding race of...of...well they're not human, are they?

Anyway, you'll be hearing from our Lewgal Staff soon.

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DS1

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Thu May-06-04 06:26 PM
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5. They aren't "little freak midgets" they are

Carotenemia-afflicted little people

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