HELP!! SKITTLES HAS TAKEN OVER MY KEYBOARD! I CAN'T STOP SCREAMING!

nothingshocksmeanymore

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Thu May-06-04 07:02 PM
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HELP!! SKITTLES HAS TAKEN OVER MY KEYBOARD! I CAN'T STOP SCREAMING!

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Pale Blue Dot

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Thu May-06-04 07:03 PM
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1. LOL.

I SEE AN ASS-KICKING IN THE FUTURE!

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Thu May-06-04 07:05 PM
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4. WHAT ARE YOU??? A FUCKING PSYCHIC???

DID YOU ALREADY KNOW I WAS GONNA KICK YOUR ASS???

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Pale Blue Dot

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Thu May-06-04 07:10 PM
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9. AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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Kathy in Cambridge

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Thu May-06-04 07:04 PM
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2. Tee hee

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DS1

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Thu May-06-04 07:04 PM
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3. NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO QUOTE SAM JACKSON!!

THE PATH OF THE RIGHTEOUS MAN IS BESET ON ALL SIDES BY THE INEQUITIES OF THE SELFISH AND THE TYRANNY OF EVIL MEN. BLESSED IS HE, WHO IN THE NAME OF CHARITY AND GOOD WILL, SHEPHERDS THE WEAK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF DARKNESS, FOR HE IS TRULY HIS BROTHER'S KEEPER AND THE FINDER OF LOST CHILDREN. AND I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE WITH GREAT VENGEANCE AND FURIOUS ANGER THOSE WHO WOULD ATTEMPT TO POISON AND DESTROY MY BROTHERS. AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE.

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Thu May-06-04 07:05 PM
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5. YEAH YOU WILL!!! YOU WILL KNOW BY THE FOOT UP YOUR ASS!!

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DS1

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Thu May-06-04 07:07 PM
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7. IS THAT AN AIR FORCE BOOT? IT LOOKS REALLY COMFORTABLE!!

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DS1

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Thu May-06-04 07:10 PM
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8. NO WAIT, IT FEELS REALLY COMFORTABLE - LIKE IT'S NEVER BEEN WORN!

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DS1

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Thu May-06-04 07:10 PM
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10. BECAUSE I HAVE A SENSITIVE ASS, AND IT KNOWS A WORKBOOT WHEN IT FEELS ONE

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Thu May-06-04 07:22 PM
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13. HEY YOU'RE TURNING THIS INTO A SEX THREAD..CUT THE CRAP!!

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Fenris

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Thu May-06-04 07:07 PM
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6. NO I CAIN"T STOP YELLING THIS IS HOW I TALK!

AIN'T YOU EVER SEEN ANY OF MY MOVIES? JUICE - I WAS IN THAT ONE. DEEP BLUE SEA - A SHARK ATE ME! A MOTHERFUCKIN' SHARK ATE ME!

YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HAY-ELL!

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Thu May-06-04 07:23 PM
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14. WHERE'S THAT SHARK??????..I'LL KICK HIS ASS!!!!!!!

Edited on Thu May-06-04 07:24 PM by nothingshocksmeanymo

DO SHARKS HAVE ASSES??????? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM?? A MARINE BIOLOGIST???

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Fenris

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Thu May-06-04 07:24 PM
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15. NO BUT THEY GOT FINS. KICK IT'S FINS!!!!!!!!!!!

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SOteric

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Thu May-06-04 07:17 PM
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11. This looks like a good thread

in which to set up a throat-spray concession.

Hot tea anyone?

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Thu May-06-04 07:24 PM
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16. I PREFER A HOT TODDY????

DON'T YOU REFINED TYPES HAVE ANYTHING HIGH OCTANE?????

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SOteric

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Thu May-06-04 07:37 PM
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20. Hot tea, and a bourbon chaser

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Thu May-06-04 07:51 PM
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22. THANKS. I NEEDED THAT!!!!!!

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ulysses

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Thu May-06-04 07:19 PM
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12. KANSAS KICKS YOUR ASS!

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Thu May-06-04 07:25 PM
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17. WHO IS THAT?

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ulysses

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Thu May-06-04 07:28 PM
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18. IF YOU HAVE TO ASK...

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Thu May-06-04 07:30 PM
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19. THIS IS NOT THE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE THREAD

THIS IS THE SKITTLES HAS TAKEN OVER MY KEYBOARD THREAD>>> GET WITH THE PROGRAM OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!!

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ulysses

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Thu May-06-04 07:37 PM
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21. AND THIS IS AN OFFICIAL PROG-ROCK HIJACKING.

HEY, WASN'T THERE A "SCREAMING MAN" COMIC BACK IN THE EARLY 90S?

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