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Mattforclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:03 PM
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Say something nice about George Bush
:evilgrin:

HAHAHAHAH!
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:04 PM
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1. Now that I will not.
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:05 PM
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2. George Bush Sr. was actually friendly to Gorbachev.
Oh wait, you mean Dubya???
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newyorican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:05 PM
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3. He is mortal...
and has a limited time on the coil. :shrug:

That's the best I could come up with, sorry.
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DAGDA56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:05 PM
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4. ...sound of crickets chirping...tumble weed passes by...
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:05 PM
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5. Dubya would be great at a BBQ
or so Molly Ivins sez
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:05 PM
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6. He gives idiots in the world hope
that they will someday have influence.
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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:05 PM
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7. He'll be remembered as the last Republican President ??
:shrug: I can hope, can't I ???


:hippie:
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:12 PM
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13. Here's his future encyclopedia entry
BUSH, GEORGE WALKER - (1946-2023) Republican President sentenced to 80 years in prison for voter fraud, perjury, and war crimes. Served out the rest of his life in a prison facility in ANWR.
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Shoedogg Donating Member (515 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:06 PM
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8. Ummmm...
His nose is nicely placed in the center of his face?

(Hey, I tried.)
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:06 PM
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9. He is coming to LaCrosse next week, but very graciously will not
be stepping over the border to my state (Minnesota) - and that is mighty neighborly of him.
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JohnLocke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:07 PM
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10. He gives hope to evil rich crackheads?
Edited on Thu May-06-04 08:07 PM by JohnLocke
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boxster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:07 PM
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11. He'd look good standing in an unemployment line.
n/t
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Norbert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:07 PM
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12. He did apolagyse today so...
maybe he isn't a total asshole.


Well, I tried.
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Paradise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:12 PM
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14. he rarely has press conferences! no??? :) n/t
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:14 PM
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15. If I met him in person, he'd probably strike me as friendly and affable.
:shrug:
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MidwestMomma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:16 PM
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16. He makes Dan Quayle look smart?
He puts an end to the creationism controversy by proving man descended from apes?

He has a face only HIS mother could love?
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:21 PM
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17. His existence ties up a certain amount of carbon that otherwise
would be contributing to the Greenhouse effect.

He prevents other occupants of the White House from having the name "worst" White House occupant in front of their names.

Because he does not read newspapers, he doesn't contribute to chlorine dioxide pollution as much as people who do read newspapers.

I can't think of anything else.
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KidneyStoner Donating Member (56 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:33 PM
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18. Shorter of breath and one day closer to death
:party:

N/T
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Tom_Foolery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:35 PM
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19. His name will sound a whole lot better when...
FORMER PRESIDENT comes first.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:36 PM
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20. His name is not hard to pronounce
and from all reports, his odor isn't overwhelmingly offensive.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:40 PM
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21. My mouth is flapping open and shut...
...but nothing's coming out. :evilgrin:
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:41 PM
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22. Boy he's got a helluva smirk.
No one makes me scream and throw things at the TV like Dubya.
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:44 PM
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23. His drunk ass, pot smoking daughters...
are kinda hot.
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Caution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:46 PM
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24. something nice about George Bush.
Sorry had to be done.
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i_no_knothing Donating Member (20 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 11:40 PM
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25. george is the biggest shrub in the garden, ecept for the one we call Rober
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 11:43 PM
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26. He energized the Democrats
Not many can claim that
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CrownPrinceBandar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 11:44 PM
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27. It'll be nice to see him go!
Don't let the door hit you on the ass!
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AgadorSparticus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 11:46 PM
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28. He sure can fertilize like no other! LOL
:7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 11:49 PM
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29. he looks goofy throwing a baseball


But both times I have seen him do it, he bullseyed the strike zone.
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:17 AM
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30. Arrogant prick dickhead frat nazis
revere him as their living god!
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IronLionZion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:20 AM
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31. Proof that any dumbass can become President
as long as he is an tool for PNAC.
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:26 AM
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32. He appears to have good personal hygiene
That's all I got.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:29 AM
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33. He provides hope for C students that they too can one day be president.
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PurityOfEssence Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:39 AM
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34. He's the most successful nobody in years
He really, really is.
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moof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:41 AM
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35. There is a very very small chance that ...
should there be enough democracy left and he is tossed out of the white house the backlash from his excesses and trampling of the constitution that this time unlike with Nixon, all the criminals will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law and the government will be reined in to the point where almost nothing is allowed to be secret
ever again. If this were to happen then " history " would have to
thank bu*sh for at last starting America on the road to a true democracy.
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 12:41 AM
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36. A little love poetry for the man
And I hope that you die
And your death'll come soon
I will follow your casket
In the pale afternoon
And I'll watch while you're lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I'll stand o'er your grave
'Til I'm sure that you're dead

- Bob Dylan, 'Masters of War'
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 01:12 AM
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37. Listening to him speak
works better than a Fleets enema...
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