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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-19-03 08:59 AM
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Can you spare a CAPTION my "brother"?
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-19-03 09:02 AM
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1. I Gotta Come Out Here to Get a Beer
:-)
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-19-03 09:02 AM
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2. See? Bein' in the dark's not so bad...what's the problem?
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morningtheft Donating Member (45 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-19-03 09:13 AM
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3. "I Used to...
snort Lines thiiiis long my friends. So I know a little bit about blacking out"
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nuxvomica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 09:04 AM
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15. LOL. I'm sure he thinks those days all the time
Welcome to DU, morningtheft. :toast:
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JackSwift Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-19-03 09:18 AM
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4. My mamma said I'd be lucky to work here if I wasn't her son.
Edited on Tue Aug-19-03 09:24 AM by JackSwift
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-19-03 10:25 AM
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5. W: well, the 'we have clean restrooms' were out of order ... so ...
... I did it in this here cup ... nooooo, it's not a 'bacca juice spitoon ... now, if ya'll don't move along ... ya'll may see that this cup can fly ... I'm here to do some serious good ol'boy BSing, so make like a tree and leaf ...





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speaking of "gas" ... I passed a station yesterday in the Long Beach area of CA, and the prices were $2.13, $2.23, $2.33 :wtf:
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-19-03 11:01 AM
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6. I'm stuck in Phoenix--help me get to the ranch!
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-19-03 11:03 AM
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7. Dang! Bubba, Booger, Cooter, Tex 'n' Slim sed they wuz gonna
be hir! Wey'd they go?
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-19-03 11:14 AM
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8. "Welcome to the BOOOOSH family chainsaw Bar-B-Q store!
My name Is Leatherface George, and we'd jus love havin' you for dinner! Best Gawd Danged Bar-B-Q in Texas, come on 'n and meet Grandmammy Bar BOOOSH!"
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-19-03 11:28 AM
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9. During a late night meditation, W. was found talking to himself


and gestering: "Geez. Why don't no one ask me if I wanna run again or not. I don't wanna be no stinking 61 when I get done being president. How much time does that leave for being a cowboy, like I always promised myself. Besides, I shoulda did that in my 20s or 30s. But 57 is bettern 61. And what about being a soldier? And a vet who flies his own airplane to save animals on Saturday morning with a bunch of great adventures? And . . ."
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-19-03 04:07 PM
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10. Now as the day gives silent way to night,
And DU'ers by the score douse screen and lights
And gat them home to their repast, spirits bright,
Then come forth their colleagues of the night
With minds aflame to set the CAPTION right!

:kick:
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myomy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-19-03 05:00 PM
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11. Yep, this is where it started. It was the only real job I ever had.
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Astarho Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-19-03 06:04 PM
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12. Dude, where's my car?
I came for a fill-up, went to get some coffee, some whiskey for the coffee, and then I came out, and the fucking car was gone! Poppy's gonna kill me!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-19-03 06:13 PM
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13. Gas was $1.56 before I went inside for a cup of Joe, now it's $1.74
What happened?

They were suppose to jack it to $1.93 a gallon.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-19-03 06:16 PM
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14. "We need an energy bill that encourages consumption."
- George W. Bush, Trenton, N.J., Sept. 23, 2002
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