Real Band names

I got this in email.

Believe it or not, these are all real bands who played out at one time or another. Some of them are laugh out loud funny, some of them are very creative, and some of them are just truly stupid. There's something for everyone here. Enjoy!

Accidental Goat Sodomy
Adult Children Of Heterosexuals
Albino Toilet Boys
Anal Cunt
The Ass Baboons Of Venus
Ass Ponys
Barbara's Bush
Barefoot Hockey Goalie
Barnyard Slut
Barney Rubble and the Cunt Stubble
Bongzilla
Buster Hymen & The Penetrators Cat Rapes Dog
Chickens On Smack
Chocolate Bunnies From Hell
Cindy Brady's Lisp
The Fags
Fag Bash
The Fat Chick from Wilson Phillips
The 4-Skins
The Glands Of External Secretion
Herpes Cineplex
HIV and the Positives
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
The Jizzbuckets
K.Y. and the Backsliders
Lee Press-on and the Nails
Lesbian Dopeheads on Mopeds
Lesbian Ninjas
Lubricunts
The Menstrual Cycles
Nipple Erectors
Norman Bates and the Shower Heads
100,000 Leagues Under My Nutsack

Penis DeMilo

Pornstore Janitors
Post Nasal Drip
Purple Headed Love Warriors
Rectal Nightmare
REO Speed Dealer
Seven Year Bitch
Simulated Orgasms
To Live And Shave In LA
Toxic Shock and the Tampons
Traveling Dingleberries
Uncle Bob Touched Me
Underpants Machine
The Urinals
Urine Specimen
Vagina Blood Farts

Violent Anal Death
Vomit Launch
Vomitorium
Voodoo Meat Bucket

The Well Hungarians
Wendy and Her Menstrual Cycles
Whorgasm
The Yeasty Girls
Zip Code Rapists

Stiff Legged Sheep (Iowa City Punk band, circa mid 80's)
Fearless Iranians From Hell (San Antonio thrash metal, late 80's)
Dog Shit Rangers (rhythm performance act, San Antonio, early 90's)

Accidental Goat Sodomy is a hilarious name for a band, though I can't imagine actually using it to perform

wrote on the walls of a club in New York (Danceteria) in 1985:

Playtex Butt Agammenons
Gilligan's Dick Island
Scottish Donkey Logs
Ashtray Babyheads
Tuna Wind
Arthur Pale and the Deadly Whales
Oregon Blood Nuggets
Sone Boner
Eaters of my Dump
Iron Toothpick
Wigwam Cafeteria Pencils
Yippy-i-o Cadaver Wasps
Plymouth County Chalkwhales
Psychic Log Jam
Garland Midget Trials
Spastic Backhoe
Shit Camp and Fuck Tit
Uriah Dump


As reprinted in Forced Exposure magazine #12, 1986.

A legendary band from Detroit. Actually, they're still together and they do Wierd Al type sendups like: "Love Polka #9".

And he's a friend of mine. :-)

Could I possibly plug another band with a cool name that happen to be friends of mine? Who can say.....?

Randomkoolzip knows those freaky cats!

Norman Bates and the Showerheads?

Army of Plastic Jesuses

and who could forget Castration Squad?

Greatest punk band to come out of East Texas in the 80's.

I saw these the other day on metal SLudge.
Don Knotts Overdrive is my favorite.

A Sluge lover sent them to me unlinked.

My all time favorite.

Also like "The Flammable Jammies" and "You And Whose Army".

A friend-of-a-friend-of-a-frient type person was somehow involved with the band. I ended up with a (now lost) demo tape. There was an ode to Kelly Bundy and a song called "Joe's Taking A Piss," which, incidentally, were also the only lyrics.

they were kewl.

The original hardcore kids were from HB circa 1979, JFA came about around 1982.

From Toronto, I think.

i'm going to call it

RANCID TANGERINE

Weird, huh?

Pleasureheads
Carsickness - seminal Pgh punk band
The Little Wretches
My first (not very good, band) was called Toxic Shock
Thickhead Grin

can't think of any really gross names.. author seems to have that covered

Can't believe no ones mentioned them yet.

featuring the Fabulous Rootettes! An East Coast fav in the late 70's/early 80's. Damn fine if Root Boy wasn't too wasted.

Put a quarter in the juke
Boogie 'til you puke
Form a big boss line,
It's pukin' time!

:bounce:
dbt

(And dammit, whoever that was in Detroit fucking STOLE Elvis Hitler from ME!)

...really blurred the line between "so bad they're good" and "these guys are really bad."



this single featured the worst version of "Train Kept A Rollin'" you'll ever hear.

I was the producer of a jazz and blues stage and live radio broadcast when this short-lived Ann Arbor band was around and played the stage.