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hang a left Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 09:20 AM
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If you could have sex with any President/First lady, Which would it be?
Edited on Fri May-07-04 09:20 AM by liberalnproud
I would have had to say William Jefferson Clinton.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 09:20 AM
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1. Pickles
and it would be some freaky shit!
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 09:24 AM
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8. Me too
and Barney would be in the room...
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 09:26 AM
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13. I think I'd cap it off with a cleveland steamer
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 09:29 AM
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16. Ooh yeah
you KNOW she likes the steamer
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tekriter Donating Member (734 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 09:42 AM
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21. I'm afraid to ask...
but what is a Cleveland Steamer?

I'm gonna regret this, I just know it.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 09:44 AM
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23. I'm not telling
you could google the phrase though
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 09:46 AM
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26. It's a One-Eyed Turtle
using mayo instead of peanut butter!
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 09:48 AM
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29. Huh?
are you sure? Mayo? Nah, Cleveland is home of the BROWNS
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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-04 07:21 PM
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44. go to urbandictionary.com...
and look the phrase up.

www.urbandictionary.com
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kcwayne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 09:42 AM
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22. Ok, I'm over the hill. What is a cleveland steamer?
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 09:45 AM
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25. See #23
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kcwayne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 09:48 AM
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28. Yep, I'm sorry I asked.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-04 06:12 PM
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37. Squeezed across her chest?
Mayhap?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 09:20 AM
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2. James Buchanon
First he was the only single president in the White House and second to find out if the rumors were true about his sexual orientation.
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DenverDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 09:21 AM
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3. I'm thinking Jackie.
Hottest first lady ever.
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 09:22 AM
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5. Yeah, you're right
Forgot about Jackie O. She was damn hot. I think Marilyn Monroe should qualify for this question too though.
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Enraged_Ape Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-04 10:09 PM
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62. Jackie was way, WAY hotter than Marilyn
JFK must have been either bored or nuts to cheat on his wife with the likes of Marilyn. I don't think I could have enough sex with Eisenhower-era Jackie.
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trag Donating Member (286 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 09:23 AM
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6. My choice as well!!
:P
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 09:25 AM
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11. Yeah, but she's dead
I guess she'd be a better choice than my original choice of pickles.

OTOH there is something to be said for the joy of stealing dubya's candy, wouldn't that just piss him off. Also pickles is quiet, a little creepy looking, and once killed a person. It all spells out one thing: closet sex freak.
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DenverDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 09:48 AM
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30. If we are talking LIVE first ladies, that limits the field drastically.
I'll bet Pickles would be a freak if you got her likkered up. Just don't let her drive home.
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-04 07:29 PM
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48. Agreed
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-04 09:04 PM
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57. You are correct, sir. nt
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 09:22 AM
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4. I'd have to say Hillary
I can't remember any other 1st Ladies being young enough for me to even consider having sex with. Of course, I'd need to prevent Hillary from speaking somehow, or else she'll inadvertantly prevent me from being able to "perform" and no amount of viagra can help THAT.
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 05:18 PM
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36. Get in line...
I had fantasies about her FIRST!

But Theresa may depose Hill as Queen of my Nights...She's a Babe, too!
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-04 08:19 PM
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53. Jackie was sooo hot, but I think Hillary would be a better ride.
Particularly these days.

As gorgeous as Jackie was, I just can't get past the idea that she was a bit of a cold fish. Plus, there's no way in hell I'd sleep with someone who slept with Onassis.

Hillary, though.... I bet she's a time and a half.
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-04 08:27 PM
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55. As a Canadian, I really should mention Margaret Trudeau...
I mean, c'mon, even Mick Jagger lusted after her...
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 09:24 AM
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7. Taft baby - TAFT I say
I love me a man I can climb like a mountain!
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-04 06:19 PM
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41. "Heh heh heh... Taft, you old DOG, you..."
-Homer Simpson
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-04 08:17 PM
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51. "All she can do is dial and yell"--Smithers
Mmmmmm....obscure Simpsons quotes...
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 09:24 AM
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9. Jackie
she was a babe to this 16 yr old high school sophomore
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Badger1 Donating Member (517 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 09:25 AM
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10. Jackie
without a doubt!
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 09:25 AM
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12. It'd have to be Jackie, because
none of the others I can picture are attractive.
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kcwayne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 09:26 AM
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14. Does getting screwed by Nixon, Reagan, Bush I, and Bush II count as sex?
Cause I'm raw baby!!!
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 09:32 AM
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18. Good one!
:thumbsup:
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 05:07 PM
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33. Very Clever! LOL
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AP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 09:27 AM
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15. Who WON'T make this list: Ma and Pa Bush and Nixon.
Edited on Fri May-07-04 09:30 AM by AP
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 09:31 AM
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17. That Mary Todd Lincoln
was a hot piece of ass!
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 09:33 AM
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19. Except she was a little nuts
you never know where that one might go
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rexcat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 09:39 AM
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20. As far as the current residents of the WH...
I say no thank you. Bestiality is not my thing!
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noonwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 09:45 AM
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24. Clinton
He's a good-looking man
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 09:46 AM
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27. Question
Could any of you get Washington to lie? and Wilson's wife that he married in office could be considered quite the hotty.
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skippysmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 10:10 AM
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31. Clinton, hands down
He's a hottie! :)
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 05:12 PM
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34. Clinton, pants down!
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fortyfeetunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-04 11:23 PM
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68. Yeah that Clenis thing is the most intriguing part
One little organ turned the entire country upside down...before the Chimp came in and screwed it up...
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 04:43 PM
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32. Clinton
Kennedy was a little better looking, but had back pain and was on heavy scripts for it. I'd bet it would have gotten in the way of it being all that good.
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Speck Tater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 05:14 PM
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35. Sigourney Weaver as First Lady Ellen Mitchell in "Dave"
If fictional first ladies are permited, that is.
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-04 06:13 PM
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38. Jackie, no question.
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jjmalonejr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-04 06:17 PM
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39. Martha Washington
As long as she refers to me as "Father of her Country"
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fortyfeetunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-04 11:21 PM
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67. So you won;'t have to ask her "Who's your daddy"?
n/t
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-04 06:18 PM
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40. Jackie-O, baby!!!
Edited on Sun May-09-04 06:18 PM by northwest
The hottest of them all.

JFK had good taste.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-04 06:25 PM
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42. I'd have to ask Monica first, but
I would't mind Mr. Clinton! (Only if Hillary said it was okay and knew about it beforehand, I'm no homewrecker...)
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-04 07:20 PM
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43. I'm getting in line for Hillary!
She's a butt-kickin' feminist babe! Plus, Hillary raised her daughter NOT to be an out-of-control drunk with a sense of entitlement.
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LWolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-04 07:24 PM
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45. The ones
who weren't married.
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bubblesby2002 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-04 07:24 PM
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46. Big Bill here
He's the only really attractive looking president you've had since I was old enough to care about sex.
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-04 07:26 PM
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47. Abigail Adams.
Sexy and smart. Rawrrr!
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thestatusquo Donating Member (191 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-04 07:53 PM
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49. JFK
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Feanorcurufinwe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-04 07:55 PM
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50. Jackie
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aljones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-04 08:19 PM
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52. JFK!!
But RFK had far more sex appeal!!

smile ally
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-04 08:23 PM
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54. Wilson. Before the stroke, of course!
A man with integrity, vision, and intelligence. Besides, I like older guys.
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dawn Donating Member (876 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-04 09:02 PM
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56. Bush! HAHAHA just kidding...actually, Bill Clinton would be fine.
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-04 09:17 PM
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58. Dolly Madison
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Gildor Inglorion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-04 09:26 PM
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59. Bill Clinton
I LOVE the Big Dawg! (BJ only, though.) ;-)
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iamjoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-04 09:39 PM
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60. Ladies, Don't Forget Teddy
Edited on Sun May-09-04 09:39 PM by iamjoy
but only if you don't mind a Rough Rider!
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-04 09:56 PM
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61. Does Sally Hemmings count?
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-04 10:22 PM
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63. Even though I am a straight male...
I would pick Bush. Just because I know he would hate it, and forever question his own sexuality afterward.
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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-04 10:40 PM
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64. I notice that no one has voted for "Bar"...


An oversight? A conspiracy? A case of "sour grapes" because another man has already claimed her fair hand?
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Lizz612 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-04 11:00 PM
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65. Jackie
if she'd have me, if not JFK. Both were very attractive.
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Shananigans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-04 11:07 PM
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66. JFK All The Way!
With William Jefferson Clinton taking a close second. I said...HELLO!
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FDRrocks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-04 11:31 PM
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69. Barbara Bush
No, I'm just kidding, although if your head exploded I apologize.

The field doesn't look good to me, but I'd probably say Hillary Clinton. Sometime between the 1992 look and the current look. Her face got a little bit more attractive but her age is also starting to show.

1992



2004
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Delano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-04 11:32 PM
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70. Are the mods off tonite?
Not that I mind the "sex threads". Since I'm a guy, I'd have to say future president Nancy Pelosi.

Personally, I think the rule against "sex threads" is pretty dumb. As long as there are no explicit descriptions of any acts, it should be okay, IMO. A little innuendo should be okay, too.
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-09-04 11:32 PM
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71. Rachel JACKSON, or Whatever Her Name Was n/t
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Justitia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-10-04 12:15 AM
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72. The Big (Horn) Dog, of course!
I'll always have a soft spot for Wild Bill.
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DEM FAN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-10-04 12:17 AM
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73. Of Course Hillary. I'm Her Number One Fan............Really.
;-)
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richmwill Donating Member (972 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-10-04 01:04 AM
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74. Me too
I'd also say Hillary.
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Moderator DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-10-04 06:19 AM
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75. Locking.
No sex threads, please.
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