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emad

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Fri May-07-04 09:28 AM
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Caption: Pickles, high as a kite

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terrya

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Fri May-07-04 09:29 AM
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1. "Whew, finally the Xanax kicked in! Hi, everybody"

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wysimdnwyg

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Fri May-07-04 09:30 AM
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2. Pickles: Hey, George...

They're over here, you moran!

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Terran

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Fri May-07-04 09:31 AM
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3. Laura's saying:

"TALK TO THE HAND, DUMBASS, TALK...TO...THE...HAND!"

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phatkatt

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Fri May-07-04 09:50 AM
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4. "Quick, cut the cameras! She's hitting on the secret service again!"

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sniffa

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Fri May-07-04 10:08 AM
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5. they think we're a happy coupLe

HIGH-FIVE

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MallRat

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Fri May-07-04 10:11 AM
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6. She creeps me out.

From the first day I saw her on television, she just had this vacuous air about her... two words come to mind.

Stepford. Wife.

-MR

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skip fox

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Fri May-07-04 10:17 AM
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7. W. is "thinking": "Hey. Hi. Hello.

Hi. Hey. Hello. Say, hello. Hi. Hey. . . ."

Laura is "thinking": Hey. Hi. Hello. Hi. Hello. Hey. Hi there. Hey. . ."

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Misunderestimator

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Fri May-07-04 10:19 AM
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8. Wow.... look at the beautiful colors spinning between my fingers

OOhhh.... happy happy joy joy

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BurtWorm

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Fri May-07-04 10:20 AM
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9. Laura: "Hiii, everybo-- Whoa! Have you ever *really* looked at your hand?"

Edited on Fri May-07-04 10:22 AM by BurtWorm

George: "Sheeit, Pickles, I useta lookit my hand all the time when I was in the Guard."

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Delano

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Fri May-07-04 10:21 AM
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10. The scariest thing about Pickles

is that she looks and acts almost exactly like my mom, God love her. She's a Texas Junior leaguer from waaaayy back, and yes, a Bush supporter since he first ran for Governor.

If you want to see real-life stepford wives, go to a Texas Junior League meeting. Just make sure you smile and nod and play along, or they'll suspect - and turn you into one!!!!

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BringEmOn

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Fri May-07-04 10:23 AM
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11. Pickles: "I gotta catch that cute little flag."

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skip fox

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Fri May-07-04 10:25 AM
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12. Oh, shit. I just got another e-mail from the mysterious DoubleYou.

Here's what he wrote:

"What I don't know is why you hate freedom and America to much to make fun of our glorious President Leader and stuff. In reference to your no so funny ha-ha caption . . . What I say is it is not funny or can you even understand it if you try unless you were trying to imply that he and his lovely wife got nothing else in their heads or can't say hi and think at the same time which just shows how much YOU are thinking . . .NOT!!!! Cause if they couldn't think how could they open car doors and walk and stuff. . . . Can't answer can you? Geez. Just why you got to be so mean . . . Huh? And just to be fair, I say you gotta post this. I'd do it cept I got people watching my every move. YOU ARE NOT FUNNY!!! Signed, DoubleYou. (P.s. So there.)"

I wouldn't even pass this on, but I know from experience he'd be stuffing my mail every ten minutes if I don't. So . . .

Sorry DU,

skip

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cosmicdot

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Fri May-07-04 11:15 AM
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13. Laura is saying heeeeeyyyyyyy ... I can make an "L" with my hand ...

... seeeeeeee ... it stands for "Laura" ... heeeeyyyyyy ... Let me tell you somethin' alright? You do not know me! OK? You do not know me ... Don't try to act like you care about me, 'cause I damn sure don't care about y'all! ... wheeeeeee ....

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LuLu550

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Fri May-07-04 11:20 AM
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14. I'm going to be THESE MANY on my next birthday!

n/t

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kitkatrose

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Fri May-07-04 11:25 AM
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15. Oooooooooo... lookie at all the pretty shapes.

Let's play capture the fairy... <tries to grab the flag pin, but W has a "wardrobe malfunction" and flashes everybody>

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