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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 10:21 AM
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Burglar Breaks Into Home - Gets Caught While Sitting On Toilet
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WHITEFISH BAY, Wis. -- Burglars beware: a bathroom break on the job can get you busted.

That's how Otha Smith got caught.

Dewey Coulson went to the bathroom in the middle of the night, only to find an intruder using the toilet.

"When I turned the corner ... I saw the light was on, and I thought someone had just left it on so I opened the door, and there was this guy sitting on the toilet," said Coulson, 19. "So I said, 'What are you doing in my house?' And he said, 'I just had to use the bathroom."'

http://www.wftv.com/newsofthestrange/3279817/detail.html
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 10:26 AM
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1. I had to use the bathroom? What a shitty excuse!
No pun intended.

Well, yeah, OK, there was.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 10:28 AM
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2. Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-07-04 10:28 AM
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3. Where will YOU be when your diarrhea medicine kicks in?
Hopefully not burglarizing a house!
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