We Need a LOONEY TUNES THREAD!!!

We haven't done this in a while.

Put the line of dialog (or the beginning of it) in the subject line, so people can read them by scanning the message list.

I'll start with a reply to this message.

Wait right here - I'll bring them down.

(Daffy Duck to Elmer Fudd, wearing a female duck costume)

:-)

Ooooh, you may be big, but I'm small!

"... in a pair of bedroom slippers."

Store Manager: "Confidentially, so would I!!!"

:-)

(It wasn't until I was in my twenties that I finally "got" that joke!!!)

Bugs: Hey laughing boy, guess what?

Daffy, face blown off: I know, I know. One buwwet weft!!

don't just stand there like a flibbertijibbet...ah say, you must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle, I can hardly get a word in edgewise...

...a little light in the belfrey!

...'bout a boy that don't like baseball!"

Edited for accurate quote

"It's not, 'he doesn't have to shoot you now'. It's, 'he doesn't have to shoot me now'. And I say he does have to shoot me now!"

Foghorn Leghorn at his most selfaware moment.

doorknob!!! Daffy Duck: Salesduck extrordinare.

I brought you a cute little bunny rabbit....TA HAVE!"

Thanks to your post of the other day, mac56. :-)

That bobbysoxer causes more trouble!

Many of the tunes sung in or played in the background of Warners Bros. cartoons were hit tunes. This one was a hit for Glenn Miller & His Orchestra.

* * * * *

FIVE O'CLOCK WHISTLE
Glenn Miller

The five o'clock whistle's on the blink,
The whistle won't blow and whadd'ya think?
My pop is still in the factory 'cause he don't know
What time it happens to be.

The five o'clock whistle didn't blow
The whistle is broke and whadda'ya know?
If somebody don't find out what's wrong
Oh, my pop'll be workin' all night long,

Oh! Who's gonna fix the whistle?
Won't somebody fix the whistle?
Oh! Who's gonna fix the whistle?
So my poor old pop will know
It's time for him to stop

Ya ought to hear what my mommy said,
When papa came home and sneaked into bed
And told her he worked till half past two
'Cause the five o'clock whistle never blew.

Source: http://www.lyricsxp.com/lyrics/f/five_o_clock_whistle_glenn_miller.html#

As Bugs piles the whole household on the wolf over the shovel of hot coals. Then puts Red under the pile and he and the wolf share a carrot.

I love that episode!
The Professor

(who's wearing Grandma's nightgown) baffled to the point where the two of them start singing "Your Old Gray Bonnet". Wolf gets distracted for a moment - but then what he really wants to get back to is the singing! (Coquettishly holding up the edges of Grandma's gown all the while.)

Little things like that crack me up.

Just as i sent the first post, i started thinking of them singing that ditty. Synchronicity!!!
The Professor

From one of the Robin Hood ones. He ends up building a house in the Queen's garden.

Yosemite Sam (as George Bush): "Well I talk LOUDLY! And I carry a BIGGER STICK!! And I USE it too! (Attacks Bugs).

NOOOOOOO!

From "Porky in Wackyland."

I love that one. I especially llove the WB logo appearing and the dodo popping out to snap porky in the face. Wonderfully surreal cartoon.

Bugs "helping" his gangster friends.

- Bugs Bunny

Doh, wrong side of the pond.

You gotta get hot to play real cool!"

...Let me cut your mop,
Let me shave your crop.
Daintily, daintily...

Hey, you!

Don't look so perplexed
Why must you be vexed?
Can't you see you're next?
Yes, you're next,
you're so next!

...teach your whiskers to behave
Lots of lather, lots of soap
Please hold still, don't be a dope
Now we're ready for the scraping
There's no use to try escaping
Yell and scream and rant and rave
There's no use--you need a SHAVE....

....There--you're nice and clean
Although your face looks like
it has gone troo (through) a ma-chine!

cant you see your next, yes your next, your soooo next!

-The Rabbit of Seville

-Hillbilly Hare

-Ali baba bunny

Sounds like BushCo, no?

...every time they had layoffs at QualMed, the HBO I worked for in Pueblo, CO. The founder of the company was a Pakastani doctor named Malik Hasan, so when layoffs were announced it was "HASAN CHOP!!!"

:-)

Marvin the Martian being disappointed once again.

I could pinch them."

From "To Duck Or Not To Duck". If anyone can remember the announcer's entire fawning introduction of Daffy, I'd love to read it. I've always marveled at the depth of toon knowledge here at DU.

- Dizzy Duck Tiny Toons

Elephant (to Elmer): "You do and I'll give you SUCH a pinch!" (Pile drives him into the ground).

;-)

I love the pile drive into the ground.

then i don't know WHAT this world is coming to.

bobbie pin please.

:party:

:D

- Big Red Scary Monster realising there are people in the audience watching him.

played like you've just last your last friend. Wiley E Coyote poking a stick under a booby trap of boulders stops holds up a sign " In heavens name What am I doing?" as the boulders fall down on him.

we know you're rooting for us, but now it's time to gooooooo!!

I like that one...

Daffy Duck, on numerous occasions.

ROFL

The Robin Hood cartoon...you know the one where Daffy swings from a rope on a tree and keeps hitting another tree. If you just listen to the dialogue in that whole scene...hysterically funny.
I keep a mp3 of that on my desktop when I need a laugh.

Send me a kiss by wire. Baby my heart's on fire......

singing frog

Elmer Fudd in "What's Opera, Doc?"

"That dog's more confounded than a mouse at a burlesque show". I love Foghorn Leghorn.

daffy