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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-19-03 02:46 PM
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Jesus H. CAPTIONS!!!!!!!
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Cush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-19-03 02:49 PM
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1. Hmm
Edited on Tue Aug-19-03 02:49 PM by Cush
Heh heh heh, St. Peter, Heh, heh. 'Peter'
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-19-03 02:49 PM
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2. ONE MORE TIME...WT F*CKING F?!?!?!?!
The sound you hear is me beating my head into the wall...AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-19-03 02:50 PM
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4. In case you missed it
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-19-03 02:51 PM
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5. I found out about this pic via the fix
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iluvchicago86 Donating Member (422 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-19-03 02:49 PM
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3. So wrong...
So very wrong...Catwoman..the angels are crying and screaming from fear! :evilfrown:
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-19-03 02:51 PM
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6. A disguise to sneak into
where his merits will not take him.
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Avalux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-19-03 02:52 PM
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7. So how much
did Rove $ co. pay GQ to do this? Talk about blurring the lines between church and state. Geez - what a disgusting and sacriligious picture.
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-19-03 02:53 PM
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8. Blasphemy
And I saw a beast
coming out of the sea. He had ten horns and seven heads, with ten crowns on his horns, and on each head a blasphemous name. The beast I saw resembled a leopard, but had feet like those of a bear and a mouth like that of a lion.

The dragon gave the beast his power and his throne and great authority. One of the heads of the beast seemed to have had a fatal wound, but the fatal wound had been healed.

The whole world was astonished and followed the beast. Men worshiped the dragon because he had given authority to the beast, and they also worshiped the beast and asked, “Who is like the beast? Who can make war against him?”

The beast was given a mouth to utter proud words and blasphemies and to exercise his authority for forty-two months. He opened his mouth to blaspheme God, and to slander his name and his dwelling place and those who live in heaven. He was given power to make war against the saints and to conquer them. And he was given authority over every tribe, people, language and nation. All inhabitants of the earth will worship the beast—all whose names have not been written in the book of life belonging to the Lamb that was slain from the creation of the world.

He who has an ear, let him hear.
If anyone is to go into captivity,
into captivity he will go.
If anyone is to be killed with the sword,
with the sword he will be killed.

This calls for patient endurance and faithfulness on the part of the saints.

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PopSixSquish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-19-03 02:54 PM
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9. I'm Speechless
and that doesn't happen too often. What moran thought this was a good idea?
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-19-03 02:56 PM
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10. Next months cover of Gentiles Quandary
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Not a robought Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-19-03 03:04 PM
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11. Momma Babs must be proud but there's no way in hell
that you can claim she's the Virgin.

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MUAD_DIB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-19-03 03:12 PM
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12. I seem to remember something about

false prophets and worship.

Will the freeps eat this one up when they see it, or will they fall down in adoration?


Strange times we are living in.
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-19-03 03:42 PM
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13. The gospel according to Matthew, chapter 24
3 And as he sat upon the mount of Olives, the disciples came unto him privately, saying, Tell us, when shall these things be? and what shall be the sign of thy coming, and of the end of the world?
4 And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.
5 For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.
6 And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet.
7 For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places.
8 All these are the beginning of sorrows.
9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.
10 And then shall many be offended, and shall betray one another, and shall hate one another.
11 And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.
12 And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold.
13 But he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved.
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-19-03 03:50 PM
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14. that's a much better look for him
he really should grow a beard. Hey, it worked for Gore.

:)
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