Every woman I ever loved has an "a" at the end of her first name

Enraged_Ape

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Tue May-11-04 07:27 AM
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Every woman I ever loved has an "a" at the end of her first name

I mean EVERY one, starting from when I was six years old:

Shawna
Andrea
Darla
Lisa
Marla

I am now 40!!

Is that messed up, or what? How can that be?

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GOPisEvil

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Tue May-11-04 07:28 AM
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1. That's quite a feat.

Makes for an interesting singles ad, too. :7

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Enraged_Ape

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Tue May-11-04 07:35 AM
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4. Maybe I could pick up Angelina Jolie

Dang, I just remembered I've been married for 11 years to Marla. :)

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mac56

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Tue May-11-04 07:31 AM
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2. I have been in love with three different women named "Christine"

And I've been dumped twice for guys named "Patrick". Once by one of the Christines.

What, I ask you, what does it all mean?

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Enraged_Ape

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Tue May-11-04 07:38 AM
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6. There is some weird stuff going on here

There is much more to life than we give it credit for.

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mac56

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Tue May-11-04 07:43 AM
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8. Not only that -

but my lovely wife has a twin sister named Christine. And, before she met me, my lovely wife was in love with a guy named Patrick.

This all makes my head hurt.

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Enraged_Ape

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Tue May-11-04 09:14 AM
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10. Okay, now that is REALLY messed up

And it just dawned on me that my mom's first name ends with an "a".

EEEWWWWWWWW!!!

This stuff will, indeed, make your head hurt.

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Darth_Kitten

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Tue May-11-04 07:33 AM
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3. Are you single?

I have an "a" at the end of my name.

An added bonus: My name starts with a vowel.

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Enraged_Ape

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Tue May-11-04 07:36 AM
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5. See post #4

But I appreciate the offer! :hug:

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Javamancer

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Tue May-11-04 07:41 AM
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7. that's not the only coincidence!

With all those names you mentioned, if you take the value of each letter as its position on the alphabet, multiply it by 48, add 6, divide by 2.54, and then add it to the rest of the letters in the name, you get ... 666!

Well, ok, I made that up, but it'd be cool if it were true.

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Nicholas D Wolfwood

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Tue May-11-04 08:13 AM
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9. Don't feel bad

Up until my current girlfriend, every girl I've ever dated had the middle name "Marie"

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Teddy_Salad

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Tue May-11-04 05:18 PM
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11. Hey, I know a woman

who's been married three times....to the following guys...
Robert, Bob and Robbie.

Coincidence? :shrug:

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mwdem

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Tue May-11-04 05:22 PM
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12. How about Sheila?

just asking...

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Enraged_Ape

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Wed May-12-04 12:29 AM
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15. Never a Sheila

Edited on Wed May-12-04 12:30 AM by Enraged_Ape

But that's a really pretty name.

There were three other women I didn't mention because it wasn't really LOVE love, just short-term lose-sleep-at-night fascination. Their names were Angela, Andrea (a second one), and Laura!

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denverbill

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Tue May-11-04 05:24 PM
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13. I had a friend that married two different men named Bob Jones.

And the Bob Jones' are now even golfing buddies.

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Teddy_Salad

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Tue May-11-04 05:27 PM
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14. Wow. That's a little creepy, huh?

I mean in an odd kind of way. :scared:

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