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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:18 PM
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The Tantric Tantrum of all CAPTIONS!!!
Edited on Tue May-11-04 01:20 PM by skip fox


A member of the press corps yells, "No, no, Mr. President. You don't understand. I was just asking what you would do if you didn't get your own way in Iraq. 'Take your ball and go home,' is just an expression. I didn't mean for you to . . . Aw, geez. . . ."
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MissMarple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:23 PM
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1. I don't care, you hurt my feelings. I'm telling my mom on you.
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quispquake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:55 PM
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2. Moved by Moderator...
Although funny, definitely NOT an editorial....
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 03:55 PM
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13. Geez. Sorry. I must not have been paying attention.
:toast:
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:56 PM
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3. "What ball?"
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:58 PM
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4. Junior demonstrates his running back skills...protects the ball like he
protected the nation on 9-11.
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 01:59 PM
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5. I'm Taking My Nuclear Ball And Going Home
Edited on Tue May-11-04 02:00 PM by cryingshame
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 02:18 PM
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6. I didn't know Big Foot played football
:bounce:
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 03:54 PM
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12. You stole my Bigfoot gag
You'll pay for this......
:grr:
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 03:01 PM
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7. Well I WAS going to say "Worst George M Cohan impression ever"
since he sort of looked like he was doing Yankee Doodle Dandy, but what's the deal with the football? Pleeeeeeeease tell me this is an old picture!
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 03:25 PM
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8. it's from yesterday's ceremony with the N.E. Patriots
you remember the Super Bowl that he *slept* through.

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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 03:29 PM
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9. President Desmond Howard?
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regularguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 03:33 PM
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10. Past 2000, 1900, 1800, he's at 1700, 1600 and still on his feet...
1500, 1400, and finally George W Bush is dragged down after bringing us back to around 1250.
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FreeSpeechCrusader Donating Member (123 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 03:52 PM
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11. This is the only football that Uncle Dick would let me play with...n/t
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 03:57 PM
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14. Daylight bards of captions now depart
Leaving treasures of their chosen art
Strewn cross the path of those who follow
That they might caption, thus, until sweet marrow.

:kick:
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 05:50 PM
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15. W tries to sneak off without anyone seeing his hands aren't big enough
to hold a football properly ... now, a pom-pom ... that's something else ...
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myomy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 06:09 PM
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16. Scuse me, gotta go ..got a frisbee game..
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