A Poll for AlienGirl (and anyone else with a sense of humor!)

Since Tucker thinks Adolf Eichmann's "in cognito" name of 'Ricardo Clement' was too 'corny' and sounds 'made up'; what name should he have hidden himself under in order to avoid capture by Mossad on this day in day in 1960?

:P

:evilgrin:

He is an architect.

"Hello?"

"SAY VANDALAY- SAY VANDALAY INDUSTRIES!!!" (trip)

:shrug:

:)

:P

if I recall correctly.

;)

That way, he'd be easier to find... :evilgrin:

Tucker

:P

...for the first and last time in my life!

My reason? Birds of a feather...

By the way, since I cast the first vote, at the moment bush is at 100%. When the hell is the last time that happened?

I think he should've called himself "Lee Van Umber."

Inflamed Nacho

or

Dinah Flamenco

Nice anagram

Such a sig-lines, and ignoring threads, and the like.

Either that, or my image host is down...

Then he could dress up with a fruit-hat on and dance!

Tucker

Guten Tag.. I mean Buenos Dias!

*humming "Fake-Out in Buenos Aires"*

< Eva: >
Es ist nicht einfach, Sie denkt es merkwürdig
Wenn ich versuche, zu erklären, wie ich fühle
Daß ich noch Ihre Liebe nach allen benötige, die ich getan habe

Sie glauben mir nicht
Alles, das Sie sehen, ist ein Mädchen Sie einmal kannten
Obgleich sie bis zu den nines gekleidet wird
An den sixes und an den sevens mit Ihnen

Ich mußte sie geschehen lassen, ich mußte ändern
Konnte nicht ganzes Leben an der Ferse unten bleiben mein
Aus dem Fenster heraus schauen, bleibend aus der Sonne heraus

So wählte ich Freiheit
Herum laufen, alles versuchend neu
Aber nichts beeindruckte mich an allen
Ich erwartete es nie zu

< Chor: >

Nicht für mich schreien Argentinien
Die Wahrheit ist linkes I nie Sie
Ganz durch meine wilden Tage
Mein wütendes Bestehen
Ich hielt meine Versprechung
Halten Sie nicht Ihren Abstand

Und was Vermögen anbetrifft und was Ruhm anbetrifft
Ich lud sie nie innen ein
Obwohl er der Welt schien, die sie alle waren, wünschte ich

Sie sind Illusionen
Sie sind nicht die Lösungen, die sie versprachen zu sein
Die Antwort war hier die ganze Zeit
Ich liebe dich und hoffe, daß Sie mich lieben

Nicht für mich schreien Argentinien

< Chor >

Habe ich zu viel gesagt?
Es gibt nichts mehr, die ich an denken kann, um zu Ihnen zu sagen.
Aber alles, das Sie tun müssen, soll mich betrachten, um zu wissen
Daß jedes Wort zutreffend ist

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...oh, don't tempt me...Dare-oke is coming up...:evilgrin:

And I will have to find something worse for you...

Wie sagt man lame auf Deutsch?

Lamé - :shrug:

Don't ask me. :evilgrin: I only speak a little German (while sober) and used Babel Fish to translate the thing. :P

Well - I wouldn't know what I say while asleep, now would I?

PS, too bad your mom never thought to tape-record and ranslate...

I know what it would record though...

:P

:P You do, you SO DO!!!

You SO do!!

Those weren't the sounds I was thinking the tape recorder would pick up though... :evilgrin:

Not just before sleep...hehe!

I still think it would activate on that other frequent noise... :P

:D

...you meant the noise of sex?

but wasn't going to say it! Shame on you!! You bad girl you. :spank:

There will be punishment for that!! :spank: :evilgrin:

Actually I meant a slightly less (or is it slightly more) embarassing noise *you* frequently make. And that I make too. :P

Got me out of a scrape many times.

I think if Eichmann had called himself "GrovleBot" he would have been caught just sa easily.

Ich bin eine Robot!!

You don't mean...she's some sort of evildoer in hiding, do you?

:scared:

Tucker

everythingsxen! :o

They'd be found out immediately!

:P

No one would suspect a thing!

all the *other* Nazi's in Argentina!

Among "Ricardo Klement's" jobs was manager of a rabbit farm. There's a photo somewhere of him holding a giant rabbit--quite an incongrous image.

Hrrm?

War criminal with GIANT BUNNY is just vaguely..odd, that's all!

He did manage to escape justice for many years.

His disguise was brilliant!

Would *you* suspect a sweet old man like that was really one of the greatest mass-murderers in history?

You can only say that because you already know it's him!

You couldn't pick Eichmann out of a line-up! :P

Then I'd notice the suspiciously German accent!

:P

It hard to imagine one of the most ruthless men in the Third Reich living an insiginificant existence as a pig farmer prior to the rise of the Nazi party.

edit: Both cases are rather incongruous when you look at how the farmers were turned into neo-serfs after the rise of the NS party.

:)

These bunnies can top 10 lbs!

Tucker

He has been raised by Nazi's!!

...was a Mossad agent all along! :P

:P

Wow...