Can someone come over and clean my house?

curse10

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Thu May-13-04 11:50 AM
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Can someone come over and clean my house?

I just can't seem to get my day started. I could use a little help :-)

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sniffa

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Thu May-13-04 11:51 AM
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1. can i do it naked?

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ret5hd

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Thu May-13-04 11:54 AM
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2. i dunno...got any good pills in the medicine cabinet?

got much loose change/quality silverware layin' around?

oh, never mind, i'll be right over.

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madrchsod

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Thu May-13-04 11:57 AM
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3. ok- you go to work

for me tonight and i`ll be over to clean.

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tigereye

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Thu May-13-04 12:06 PM
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4. no I have to clean mine

sorry. Put on some tunes and see how it goes.

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Wcross

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Thu May-13-04 12:34 PM
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5. Close the door and don't let anyone in.

It works for me! I only clean up when I can't stand it anymore or I am expecting company.

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ElsewheresDaughter

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Thu May-13-04 01:05 PM
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6. nope sorry but I'm cleaning-impaired myself and looking for a 12-step ....

Edited on Thu May-13-04 01:07 PM by ElsewheresDaughter

program ...you see i have 3 generations of cat hairs in the sofa and dust cows under the furniture :( if ya hear of one (a 12-step program for the cleaning-impaired) please PM me?

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MissMillie

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Thu May-13-04 01:06 PM
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7. I would

but I have my own to worry about.

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Ilsa

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Thu May-13-04 01:27 PM
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8. I'm too busy. I have a runny-nose Jesus dripping snot all over my room.

The neighbors are so lucky to have gotten the weeping Jesus, leaving me with the other part that drips when he's crying. No one ever comes over to wipe his nose.

Anyone want to buy some kleenex full of Jesus' snot?

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matcom

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Thu May-13-04 01:46 PM
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9. i have a special THONG for cleaning in

you don't mind do you?

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