Caption Rummy @ Abu Ghraib - Democratic Underground

LoneStarLiberal

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Thu May-13-04 01:09 PM
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Caption Rummy @ Abu Ghraib

"So you see, folks, the whip works better if you grip it like this and keep the wrist fixed when you bring your arm back to lash some randomly arrested Iraqi. If you allow your wrist to bend, you will just make more work for yourself."

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underpants

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Thu May-13-04 01:16 PM
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1. Who does a guy have to torture to get some Gatorade around here?

Sorry that is stolen from a CAPTION thread long ago.

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LoneStarLiberal

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Thu May-13-04 01:29 PM
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3. It's Better Than Mine

That's better than mine!

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underpants

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Thu May-13-04 01:31 PM
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5. -

Was that you? The "Who does a guy have to bomb to get some decent orange drink around here"????

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Ganja Ninja

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Thu May-13-04 01:23 PM
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2. "If we can get another UN resolution I think we'll see a few more

countries join our coalition." .... "No really stop laughing."

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Endangered Specie

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Thu May-13-04 01:30 PM
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4. ...with an IRON FIST!

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TXlib

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Thu May-13-04 01:32 PM
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6. Props to Rummy for one thing...

I heard on NPR this morning he supported releasing all the pictures.

I agree; I feel that they will come out anyway, and we can minimise reprisals against Americans by getting it all out in the open at once, rather than dealing with it in drips and drabs over several months.

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Ganja Ninja

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Thu May-13-04 01:55 PM
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8. They don't care about minimizing reprisals against our troops.

They want to get it over with so it will go down the memory hole. Then they can put up another victory banner and declare themselves the saviors of the Iraqi people. The welfare of the troops is of no concern to them.

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underpants

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Thu May-13-04 01:53 PM
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7. OMG he is going to throatpunch Grovelbot

:scared:

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icymist

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Thu May-13-04 02:10 PM
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9. And then the Congress Fairy said...

"You can beat your wives. You can beat your eggs. You cannot beat the Iraqis! Okay?"

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cosmicdot

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Thu May-13-04 02:21 PM
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10. is this a surprise visit? ... you bet ... I didn't know I was coming until

Edited on Thu May-13-04 02:22 PM by cosmicdot

they came for me ... it proves my point about knowns and unknowns, you know? Am I here to see things in person? Probably. Could it have more dimension than words, pictures, or videos? Who knows? Will the damage control work? Has before.

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peekaloo

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Thu May-13-04 02:35 PM
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11. I love the smell of freshly choked chicken.

:eyes:

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skip fox

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Thu May-13-04 02:36 PM
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12. "And if I thought I got hot just looking at the pictures . . . Well, when

Edited on Thu May-13-04 02:49 PM by skip fox

I came HERE . . . and saw the actual sites!!! . . . . . . and thought about that writhing pile of naked foreign flesh!!! . . . well let's just say I popped some command-level wood, let me tell you!"

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BringEmOn

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Thu May-13-04 02:45 PM
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13. "...and don't make me bring in the LAPD to show you how to do it right!"

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Canuckistanian

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Thu May-13-04 03:08 PM
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14. ...then YANK back hard on the dog leash like this.....

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rustydog

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Thu May-13-04 03:47 PM
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15. I'm sick and tired of covering for your screw-ups!

"Listen carefully: You take the chemical light stick between thumb and forefinger and quickly shove it up the "detainees" ass while yelling God bless America!!!

If you do it this way, it doesn't hurt much at all. What are these rag-head terrorists crying about anyway, I've been walking around with my head up my ass forever, am I crying torture?"

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