So there I was, pondering the mysteries of Barbara Bush's cooch...

in a sort of Stephen Hawking way... thinking about black holes.

Like Hawking, I was paralyzed, albeit by wine and herb. And it occurred to me that NOTHING that ever came in contact with that malignant place has turned out less-than-evil. George Sr... George Jr... Jeb... Neil... a mystery sister we never hear about... and a young girl who had the self-respect to die.

Is there an event horizon around it? Does the green smoke arising from the brittle, wiry white hairs nauseate? Can that explain George Sr. puking on the Japanese PM? Did Babs lift her skirt to "air out" a little?

Anyway, I know this is an unpleasant topic - but beware the Cooch of Evil!

on edit: I apologize to all for the graphic imagery. I spent too much time in GD today arguing about pudgy arabs and plastic lawn furniture.

I think it's time for you meds. :evilgrin:

which might be the problem.

but you know i had to click, its like a train wreck, or a bush presidency, cant bear to look, but cant look away.

-LK

don't forget to tip your waitress.

;-)

Barbara Bush's cooch!

Some of us have our sanity...and we wish to keep it.

Please, think of the kittens!

and I've determined that the ultimate source of evil in the world is Barbara Bush's nasty cooch.

However, it does raise the question...

why does George W. look exactly like his father, while Jeb has no resemblance?

edit: for more proper punctuation

:D

theoretical coochology isn't always a pleasant pursuit.

that the evil cooch lies in the center of our very galaxy. In fact it may be a collection of the evilest cooches from our history a super black hole if you will. The galactic core holds more than Barr's evils I'm afraid....

:smoke:

about ol' babs pinching a loaf on Limbaugh while Ronnie . . .

well, if you know the bit, you know it. If you don't, I can't type it here, but it's briliant.

Or if not a particular live event, I'm sure it's a fair average of the total of a lot of actual events.

but I never heard of Bill Hicks until a few threads here recently mentioned him. I've never heard any of his stuff.

You can also hear some live stuff at "his" website:

http://www.sacredcow.com/allnew/index_content.php?n=multimedia_video_bill

lots of stuff to download - sound files and videos.

A wonderfully liberal and relevant comedian/preacher. Sadly, he died soon after Clinton took office. David Cross, if you are familiar with him, follows in the footsteps of Hicks, and Hicks sort of followed in the footsteps of Lenny bruce.

Rabid - and I mean RABID - hater of republicans, of ignorance, of stupidity, of advertising and marketing, or giving up one's soul in order to buy shit and live the ultimately unthinking and empty "american dream".

I don't use the term prophet very often, but he was one of them. His comedy routines were actaully far more "preaching" or "prophetic utterance" than they were just comedy. (and by preaching, i don't mean he's a Christian preacher, I just mean preaching in terms of speaking the truth)

now I can't get that out of my head. Bangs head on keyboard.

... and not probing the mysteries of Babs' cooch. ;)

this was nothing but a thought-experiment. I don't have the strength nor the gag-reflex to deal with this in a laboratory setting.

my top three list of who would get turned on by this thread.

;)

the rising fetid stench?

the coarse, rough texture?

the dryness?

the salty, musky scent?

do tell

This is inappropriate.



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